Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Cherry
Red or grey?
Today, I tried to take a selfie with a squirrel and it bit me. FML
LennyComa
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Anonymous
United States
I hate hiking now
Today, I was trying to take a cute selfie on a hiking trip. As I leaned against a boulder to get the perfect shot, a squirrel jumped out of nowhere and attacked me, probably thinking I was after its food. I dropped my phone into a creek, and my friends took a picture of me freaking out instead. FML
Beaten by deer
United States
Nature ain't all that great
Today, an adorable deer got into the yard, so I went to pet it. It jumped on its back legs and started flailing its front legs around, kicking the crap out of me until I curled into a ball crying. I'm so bruised, I can barely sit down. FML
Anonymous
Steele, United States
Bee Movie 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, my "friends" who know very well that I am terrified of bees forced me to face my fears, despite my protesting. As my "friends" watched and laughed while I tried to keep calm, a wasp showed up and scared me half to death, thereby angering the other bees. My face looked like a giant raspberry after the fact. FML
Wet Britches
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Portland, United States
Oh dear…
Today, on my rush to get home from work to use the bathroom, I hit a deer. It startled me so badly that I wet myself. FML
skunked
San Francisco, United States
Today, I was visiting my childhood home, and I checked out my old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. FML
Betchsadface
United States
Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML
Paula
Canada
The chase
Today, I went for a "relaxing" walk on a local trail. I got chased by an angry goose halfway back to my car. Apparently, it didn’t appreciate my "peaceful" attempt to take a selfie with it. FML
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awzmness 0
what the ****?
higz 0
Norbert or Daggett?
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Comments (201)
funzcpl 0
lol #28.
zemo999 0
Hey funzie wanna have some funzie??
Fishfanatic 7
OP - I live near your location and as far as I am aware we have no beavers in Birmingham or it's parks and canal systems . Unless they've made a mass breakout from the West Midlands Safari park or something O.o
kivsadr_fml 0
Aaaangry beavers! Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da (8) ps: love. that cartoon
spd2fst4u 5
if it was a real beaver... just kick it in tge head. if it's the female variety, sit back, relax, and enjoy some hate sex. :-) either way, problem solved.
Griggy 0
You mean the animal or the extremely hairy ******?
ASA5G 2
Was it Dag or Norbert?
SadinSherman 16
Did you provoke it's wrath?
SAMHAlN 0
I miss that show
GigglePony 13
YDI for typing "a angry" rather than 'an angry'
Bobissmall 13
An very angry beaver? Think before you type retard.
mola_mola 3
harsh, but the man has a point :)
SkateElement44 0
You weren't ambushed, you were attacked