Today, I was a TA watching the class take a test. I didn't realize that the projector was still on while I was searching the Internet. They watched me google "chronic itchy anus". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back, the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML
Today, I was super bored in health class so I decided to watch Invader Zim on my computer. I never made sure my headphones were connected. so the whole class turned and stared at me. FML
Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
Today, I was having a mass lecture, for 3 classes combined, all microphones muted. I wanted to go to the toilet, so I connected my headphones, and I did my job massively while listening to the teacher. Suddenly, the teacher said, "Oh, close your mic for the love of god." 85 students heard me taking a shit. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I have a condition that when I get nervous, I get horrible diarrhea. I was taking an online math test worth a huge portion of my grade when I felt the rumble. Turning off the camera is an automatic fail, so I had to take my laptop to the bathroom with me. The teacher kicked me out of class. FML
Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML
Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
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Tequilamockngbrd 7
I really, really tried to come up with something clever and witty to say here, but nothing's coming. The only thing I can do is shake my head. FYL, as well as the lives of your students. What an odd image to have of your TA.
imperfectclarity 0
Wipe yourself better after going to the bathroom. Then you won't itch as much.
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Avenging_Angel 0
Hopefully the class thought it was a joke and you were able to play it off that way. Wait, what am I saying... This is an FML for a reason.
blastvortex 4
You failed to mention that the test was on astrology, correct? [cue commentary on Uranus] =p
FAKEstfu 0
:D it is 3:49am and my day has been made!
cafecat 0
It sounds gross, but your itching is possibly due to pinworms. There are other possibilities. Even though it takes guts, don't be afraid to just be up front with a doctor and ask about it. In the meantime, WebMD's symptom checker is usually helpful too.
wellthatsucks 0
dumb. ass.
vixenish 0
I wish there was an "LOL" button! That's just too funny.
piqqu 0
you're life sucks because you have a chronic itchy ass
allie2590 31
Clean your ass, dirty.
6Stringer 0
hope it doesnt still itch hahahahahahaha
Honda288 2
Wow dude