Today, I wanted to work out the volume of my penis and did so on the first piece of paper I could find on my desk. After I finished the calculations I realized that the other side of the paper was in fact my school report. It's the only copy I have. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML
Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
Today, I had a major digestive emergency while at work. I rushed to the bathroom, just to realize there were no toilet paper rolls left. In a moment of desperation, I used the last few pages of my notebook to make do. Now I’m terrified of what’s going to happen if my boss ever asks for the reports I wrote in that notebook. FML
Today, after retyping a 22-page report for work because the orginal had gone missing, i realized I had used a different laptop the first time. I now have 2 copies of the same report, both of which are late. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to give a guy my number. I wrote it down on a piece of paper, tore it in half and gave it to him. Later, I noticed I'd given him the wrong, blank half. FML
Today, I gave my son a bollocking for losing a very important paper that I needed for work. I've just found it in my right pocket. FML
Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML
Today, my friend and I doodled on a sheet of paper trashing our English teacher. Later, I went to English class, and my teacher asked for us to take out a sheet of loose sheet of paper and write an essay. It wasn't until I had written on the whole front and flipped to the back that I realized I was using the doodle sheet. FML
Today, I was looking over the schedule for errors and circled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me, she gave me a weird look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had circled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML
Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML
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SOILEDIT 51
You'd have to be so ******* bored/baked out of your mind to decide to find the volume of your penis.
Frabens 1
YDI for putting something like that on a piece of paper without checking the other side first, especially since you'd (probably) recently done a school report in your work space.
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Comments (76)
kristinjeaneen 21
You seriously had nothing better to do than figure out how small your dick is?
migmit 11
Guess the school report wasn't very impressive either.
dcam13 19
if only school was a cure for "stupid"...
skynyrd714 3
My first thought was flaccid or erect. And if you calculated the difference would that equal the volume of blood diverted from the rest of your body?
staceyymaee 8
What is the volume.....
Zanquis 22
Next time, just measure the volume. If u try to calculate it you are most likely to be off by a lot. Take a glass fill it with water insert penis, remove penis the difference u need to add to fill the glass again is the volume.. Eureka On plus side this might avoid u leaving behind embarrassing calculations
mattyiscool123 26
Why must you complicate things? Just say **********
fuckitallihateu 2
next time you should check the paper you measure it on
bloodangel73 3
(Pi x radius squared x height) + (2/3 pi x radius cubed) ?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow, I read this and thought OP actually jerked off on the paper and measured it that way. lol Either way, why was this even necessary? Is he trying to procreate and need to know jow successful that may be? YDI