Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
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Idiotskillme 20
At least he has manners :)
BoltTheSuperdog 22
At least you know that he respects your privacy!
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Comments (228)
sam1507 6
Sounds like a keeper
alyant 12
How polite of him
ahsanmasood 4
i think you have a lovely boyfriend :) but it would be good to kind of just let him know that in this particular situation you were trying to seduce him :), not to embarrass him, but to let him know that girls do not just sit around with just a shirt on to do their daily chores...
kingdomgirl94 29
Eeeeh.... I duuno... I mean there's been a few days where I'm just in a tee and underwear playing video games or reading... its not too far from that, especially if its an oversized or long T-shirt...
TheDrifter 24
My housekeeper likes to wander around in just one of my oversized (on her) shirts. It's big enough to be a dress on her and it's comfortable, but it doesn't mean we're having sex. Her girlfriend would definitely object to that and so would mine.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
That is the cutest thing! Looks like you'll have to jump his bones.
XxXBadAshXxX 27
Aw that's so cute! That's when you tug him back inside and give him a joy ride. ;)
monkeyy100 15
I find that really cute of him!
fordneagles 34
Awww, that's adorable! What a sweetheart :) You've got a winner there OP
DarkArbiter5555 10
At least he's polite OP :)
simsgirlgem 25
aw that was cute don't let that one get away
mariab2898 13
Your husband sounds like a sweetie
itcomesinthrees 10
I don't think OP has a husband......