Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
Today, at my job as a funeral director, I fell ass over heels into the grave in front of a hundred mourners and an unamused Catholic priest. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, at the funeral home where I work, I asked my boss if it was time to "bring out the stiff". I didn't realize the guy's family was not only in the building, but within earshot as well. FML
Today, I serve at church and had a funeral. As I greeted the family, someone asked how I was doing. Without thought, I responded, "Good to be alive." FML
Today, I joined the wrong funeral procession, because I thought everyone gathering outside was there for my uncle, so I followed them into the chapel and even hugged two strangers. I didn't realize my mistake until someone started talking about a man I'd never heard of. I had to quietly sneak out in the middle of the service. FML
Today, I attended the wrong funeral. I spent twenty minutes trying to hide and walk away without being too conspicuous. FML
Today, my friends and I were goofing off playing tag behind the local church, when I heard a banshee-like wail behind me. Assuming it was one of my friends, I wailed right back and ran. Turned out there was actually a funeral going on, and the wail was from one of the bereaved. FML
Today, I was walking through the park when I saw a guy getting down on one knee to propose. As I passed by, I gave a big thumbs up and loudly said, "You got this!" He was actually tying his shoe. No one else was actually even there with him. FML
Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML
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Top comments
oooh_dear 0
you seriously didnt notice that everyone was probably in black and they didnt look very happy?
xp0sed 0
Why would you yell anything?
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Comments (117)
alicemassie 0
CONGRATULATIONS!
immafiremylaser 0
I'm so happy for your loss?
eschreib 0
hahahahahaha this is funny
WeStayCrunk24x7 0
hey #12 you're not funny at all
chimmy 0
#6 No, to assume makes an ass out of the OP. (At least in this situation) Why would OP yell anything anyways? That's just weird/obnoxious. Some people need to be the loudest voice in every scenario and sometimes that backfires.
panda24 0
Either this is fake, or you're an idiot.
knitbitch 0
Yes, they probably shouldn't have yelled, I agree #25, but their intentions were good. And that is the ONLY good thing to come out of this situation: they meant well. To assume makes and ass out of u not me was not only meant for people who make assuming comments but the OP who made an ass out of him/herself by assuming.
btk72491 0
why would you yell anything????
ArmoredSandwich 0
Mind your own business...
ZiggyMorrison 0
well look on the brightside maybe it was someone they didnt really like that much in which case cangradulations may have been in order