Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
Today, at my job as a funeral director, I fell ass over heels into the grave in front of a hundred mourners and an unamused Catholic priest. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, at the funeral home where I work, I asked my boss if it was time to "bring out the stiff". I didn't realize the guy's family was not only in the building, but within earshot as well. FML
Today, I serve at church and had a funeral. As I greeted the family, someone asked how I was doing. Without thought, I responded, "Good to be alive." FML
Today, I joined the wrong funeral procession, because I thought everyone gathering outside was there for my uncle, so I followed them into the chapel and even hugged two strangers. I didn't realize my mistake until someone started talking about a man I'd never heard of. I had to quietly sneak out in the middle of the service. FML
Today, I attended the wrong funeral. I spent twenty minutes trying to hide and walk away without being too conspicuous. FML
Today, my friends and I were goofing off playing tag behind the local church, when I heard a banshee-like wail behind me. Assuming it was one of my friends, I wailed right back and ran. Turned out there was actually a funeral going on, and the wail was from one of the bereaved. FML
Today, I was walking through the park when I saw a guy getting down on one knee to propose. As I passed by, I gave a big thumbs up and loudly said, "You got this!" He was actually tying his shoe. No one else was actually even there with him. FML
Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML
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oooh_dear 0
you seriously didnt notice that everyone was probably in black and they didnt look very happy?
xp0sed 0
Why would you yell anything?
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Comments (117)
mpwga 0
you ******* stupid dumbshit! but i gotta admit, thats pretty funny
carmel 0
*stifled laughs* wtf
scotty_fml 0
yeah that's one of those moments where everyone stands still for 10 seconds looking at you D= been there...
Fields4mint 0
You couldn't take physical cues from crying, upset people that were undoubtedly there? YDI.
Logica42 0
Ouch. Seriously. Ouch. Edit: LoL, 76. I think I have too. :(
margaritavilla 0
Oh men, that's got to suck. But yeah, that's extremely funny. I would hate to be you.
calmthefuck_down 0
lmao
SgtSchadenfreude 0
Wedding, funeral...what the Hell is the difference? The latter marks the death of one's physical body while the former marks the death of one's sex life. I probably would have yelled "I'm so sorry for your loss."
DN2013 0
Yeah, cause black isn't a dead giveaway
Emily_T 0
aww you didnt know lol