Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
Today, my boss put me on suspension for violating company policy by having non-work related mail in my inbox. They were spam emails. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, I accidentally mistyped "one sec" as "one sex" in a group chat at work. I apologized and corrected myself immediately, but some bitch with too much free time was so offended that she reported me to HR anyway. I'm suspended while they look into it, and my girlfriend is convinced I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I spent an hour trying to log into my work email. I apparently kept typing the wrong password and eventually got locked out for 24 hours. My boss texted me five minutes later asking why I wasn’t responding to his emails. FML
Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML
Today, I got a harsh warning from my boss. I apologized because I was genuinely in the wrong. My girlfriend found out about it and sent my boss a message, threatening to kick her ass. I'm now suspended. Thanks babe. FML
Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML
Today, I finally had enough of my coworker mocking and misgendering my transgender daughter, so I screamed at him. I got written up and suspended without pay for 2 weeks. He got praise from our boss for handling the situation with class. FML
Today, I sent an email to my boss saying I'd fixed a glitch in our mail servers. He called me later, angrily shouting that I'd done a piss-poor job of fixing it, because my email had spammed his inbox with several hundred duplicate messages. FML
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Top comments
BeMyLove15 10
Pick and choose your battles. There's some people you just have to be nice to, especially at a job you're trying to keep.
stolencookie 17
Just like with food, you don't mess with people who handle important things.
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Comments (127)
xs4u 13
she is a bitch. report her. they could tell which device it was sent from and at what access level...
drewski50 6
Never **** with the IT people
NigerianMedicine 11
Never, ever **** with someone who can hit back harder than you can. Metaphorically speaking.
havok87 11
Drag that I.T. Bitch out in the street and give her some street justice.
alpatco 0
That's right everyone say don't f with the IT dept how about pple doing there jobs o wait you didn't do your job and are mad you were called out and its reason for retaliation makes no sense slackers suck
downer3498 4
Learn to spell.
alpatco 0
If an IT person can't handle the job they applied for which means helping and doing everything they were hired to do get a new job be greatfull the guy complained to you not the boss just a loser
gg27787 6
Maybe you shouldn't bitch out the person with the passwords to all your things. Small piece of advice.
peachykeenLNG 13
So sorry your highness, figure out your own email then!
ChancellorJ 7
YDI bro. Next time don't be a dick.
skinflint 6
three people you have to be nice to 1. your girl while your dick is in her mouth 2. your waitress before she brings your food 3. system admins who can sudo into your account and make your life hell