Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
Today, my boss put me on suspension for violating company policy by having non-work related mail in my inbox. They were spam emails. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, I accidentally mistyped "one sec" as "one sex" in a group chat at work. I apologized and corrected myself immediately, but some bitch with too much free time was so offended that she reported me to HR anyway. I'm suspended while they look into it, and my girlfriend is convinced I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I spent an hour trying to log into my work email. I apparently kept typing the wrong password and eventually got locked out for 24 hours. My boss texted me five minutes later asking why I wasn’t responding to his emails. FML
Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML
Today, I got a harsh warning from my boss. I apologized because I was genuinely in the wrong. My girlfriend found out about it and sent my boss a message, threatening to kick her ass. I'm now suspended. Thanks babe. FML
Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML
Today, I finally had enough of my coworker mocking and misgendering my transgender daughter, so I screamed at him. I got written up and suspended without pay for 2 weeks. He got praise from our boss for handling the situation with class. FML
Today, I sent an email to my boss saying I'd fixed a glitch in our mail servers. He called me later, angrily shouting that I'd done a piss-poor job of fixing it, because my email had spammed his inbox with several hundred duplicate messages. FML
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Top comments
BeMyLove15 10
Pick and choose your battles. There's some people you just have to be nice to, especially at a job you're trying to keep.
stolencookie 17
Just like with food, you don't mess with people who handle important things.
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Comments (127)
Zackatron 2
This is why you don't **** with your IT guy. Sometimes it takes a little more time than expected to perform tasks that the general public sees as "simple". IT guys typically have full 100% unadulterated access to everything computer related in the workplace. I'd advise everyone to not piss them off, they can make your life a living hell in a few clicks.
GrinchFu1 27
What a first world problem! Some things, and by some I mean most, are just not worth getting angry about. Life is too short to let such trivial shit bother you. There are children going to bed tonight with no food in their bellies and no roof over their heads... Get over yourself!
alfred07 18
Try to prove the dispute, you should be cleared.
zilla52 12
you have to be smarter then yelling. at a guy that can make your life hell Ydi
blankjack 6
Your sys admin is a she? You should be happy you had it done at all :)
heyred 11
Don't **** with IT.
Kelishas 9
Karma sucks. YDI. If you have a complaint deal with it like a (professional!) adult not by "losing your shit" with a co worker
shorty6823 28
Define "ages." My step dad has a very short fuse, and ages to him is like an hour
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Talk to HR ASAP.
FMLoverAgain 7
Call for an investigation!