Whatthe
Today, I walked into a bathroom to find a dad telling his kids not play with the pee in the urinals. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
IAmACoolCat
United States
Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML
obtuse_ballsack
Zagreb, Croatia
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Skill issue
Today, I walked into the restroom at work to see my boss standing at the urinal, pissing like a toddler. He had his pants around his ankles, ass fully exposed. Now I'm never going to be able to take anything he says seriously. FML
Anonymous
Ashburn, United States
Gender confusion
Today, I went to the bathroom and thought, "Huh, why are there urinals in the girls' bathroom?", but I went into a stall, did my business, and left. There was no one around and when I walked past the bathroom again, there was a boys' bathroom sign. FML
wurtabang
United States
Pissed
Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML
fml9124
New urinal
Today, my wife caught our six-year-old son peeing in the bathroom sink. He pulled his little stool up in front, that he uses to brush his teeth, and was peeing in the sink. When we asked why, he said that he wanted to pee like a man, "like we do at football games." My son is using our bathroom sink as an urinal. FML
Anonymous
Saskatoon, Canada
Check where you sit
Today, I went to the bathroom after my 9 year-old nephew. Apparently nobody taught him to lift the seat when he pees, or how to aim properly, because when I sat down, I sat in his pee. FML
Anonymous
Morning conversation
Today, I went into the bathroom only to discover my dad on the pot. “Oh, sorry”, I say and turn to leave. His reply, “Oh I don’t mind. Just having a shit here.” FML
Anonymous
Austin, United States
Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You should stick around for his next lecture: "Yes, It's Called a Urinal Cake, but Don't Eat It." The PowerPoint slideshow alone is worth it!
cacheson 42
Come on, every kid loves puddles!!
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Comments (14)
Dark_Cecilia 20
At least you weren't the dad.
wickedgetz 30
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I dnt see how this is an FML for you.. It is more of an FML for the dad. also kids be curious, you got to explain to them and point them in the right direction
Manual_Manoosy 21
Some kids just aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer. Would you rather he said nothing?