john r.t.
Eagle Pass, United States
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
JGarz
Tucson, United States
Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Kronic
United States
Sorry Pat
Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML
Barry
Houston, United States
Mixed messages
Today, I learned that my wife lets our son play video games while I'm at work to "keep him out of her hair." We had agreed that he was forbidden from gaming until his grades came up, but apparently she can't be bothered to actually parent. FML
Anonymous
Amman, Jordan
Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML
billjoebob424
Erin, Canada
Today, I walked in on my younger cousin trying to find Minecraft porn. FML
What the fuck, son?
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Amerongen, Netherlands
Ya winning, son?
Today, I walked in on my son trying to carve a bong out of a watermelon. FML
FullMonty
Milwaukee, United States
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
tspence
Genoa, United States
Today, I found myself arguing with a 6-year-old over a game of tag. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Anonymous
Assumptions
Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
1- You, my friend, have obviously never been hit by a blue turtle shell inches from the finish line.
8rabido8 11
This is wrong on so many levels...
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yodas0da 12
**** your daughter's life... your son needs to be talked to.
srwilliams06 3
Since when is it okay for some to tea bag their sibling. Tea bagging is when you put your balls in some ones mouth. If your children are doing that, that's incest. You need to talk with your family not post it on fml
PennyLane27 32
Teabagging doesn't always have to be in the mouth... some people consider it teabagging if it's anywhere on the head or face. In either case, it's ALL sortsa wrong!
kalbrek009 20
44, that's not incest...actual sexual intercourse with a relative is, not squatting over another's face pretending to teabag...some people....."wow", is all there's left to say about ignorance concerning reality VS your imagined version of reality.
1R1X0X0 10
Thank you for that comment btw. I'm mir a native speaker and so, i didn't unterstand the content of this FML. Besides all the disturbing pics flying around in my head right now.. There really is a way to "teabag" someone in halo4?! Oo Crazy World..
srwilliams06 3
Really ... NOT incest? Don't know about you but I'm not letting my brother put his balls in my mouth any time soon. Maybe your speaking from experience, that's why it doesn't bother you. The author of this fml didn't say pretend she said her son WAS tea bagging her daughter.
samasara 20
Lmfao that's awesome. But really, knock next time.
sugarshane007 20
This FML is truly a mouthful.
mowmowlife 21
Omg... In bad taste... Oh no, I did it too
hapy_pig098 13
I got teabagged before i just kicked him in the balls and walked away
ohSNAPyall 27
Doesn't really make up for the ignominy of having someone force his balls into your mouth, does it?
spicedream 8
I hope she bit him.
litallevy 2
I was just playing halo 4 with my brother and he did that to me... Friendly fire was needed.
BoratSagdiyev 2
As a father I would beat the shit out of that kid.
junar 9
what is teabagging anyway? time to check the dictionary. haha
Acik91 26
It was already explained above, I didn't know the term either.
junar 9
Ah ok, after I learned that, I ask myself "for real?"
nenaybarbie 1
Halo 4 yup