john r.t.
Eagle Pass, United States
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
JGarz
Tucson, United States
Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Kronic
United States
Sorry Pat
Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML
Barry
Houston, United States
Mixed messages
Today, I learned that my wife lets our son play video games while I'm at work to "keep him out of her hair." We had agreed that he was forbidden from gaming until his grades came up, but apparently she can't be bothered to actually parent. FML
Anonymous
Amman, Jordan
Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML
billjoebob424
Erin, Canada
Today, I walked in on my younger cousin trying to find Minecraft porn. FML
What the fuck, son?
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Amerongen, Netherlands
Ya winning, son?
Today, I walked in on my son trying to carve a bong out of a watermelon. FML
FullMonty
Milwaukee, United States
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
tspence
Genoa, United States
Today, I found myself arguing with a 6-year-old over a game of tag. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Anonymous
Assumptions
Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
1- You, my friend, have obviously never been hit by a blue turtle shell inches from the finish line.
8rabido8 11
This is wrong on so many levels...
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Comments (177)
zephyrnok 9
Of course he was teabagging her-- she can't teabag back!
Parky03 9
She can twat squat, but that's not the point.
CALLAHAN4 0
The question is: did she like it?
sugarshane007 20
No, the question is... Will it blend?
Vimy 6
Oh #17... I was almost surprised when there weren't any WINCEST! comments. But yours come close.
oj101 33
I thought I had seen it all on FML, but this takes things to a whole new level.
Nanael_fml 4
Really?? And the one one about the mom waking up to her son taking photos of her boobs doesn't top it?? I'll have to say it does
oj101 33
#67 - I disagree. Yes that one was pretty disturbing, but we are talking about, but this is far worse as the brother, a minor, engaged in sexual contact with his sister, who is also a minor in addition to incest behavior over a trivial reason (not that there could ever be reason enough to justify that)
Reaper5639 16
Hahaha this is so funny to image in my head, but thats just wrong! Hope she punched him in the nuts.
Lionesse 15
Therapy will probably be needed after that. Poor girl. Creepy boy you have...
samasara 20
Therapy seems a little drastic.. Maybe just a little revenge?
PoodleJuice 7
I'm a girl and I've teabagged my brother in game on Halo.. is that wrong as well?
Shrike 24
Oh COME ON, it's obvious he did it in real life, over the game, not in it.
Quest_ 13
What the. ****.
perdix 31
Was it Call of Incest 2: The Big Red One?
WeAreRisen 6
*One eyed purple people eater.
Valiumknights44 12
#27 I would have went with call of booty 2 but to each their own
asianperry 8
The solution is NOT sending your son to a mental hospital. Boys tea bag everyone. They also get worked up over video games. Just ground him from his game and move on.
zenim 5
Boys teabag everyone in real life? What are you, nuts?
letmehavemytea 21
52- nah, she's probably just an idiot.
perdix 31
Get the cheat codes for the game and give them to your daughter. She'll beat her brother and give him his come-uppance. Hopefully, her muff will be furry and dank during the revenge attack.