john r.t.
Eagle Pass, United States
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
JGarz
Tucson, United States
Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Kronic
United States
Sorry Pat
Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML
Barry
Houston, United States
Mixed messages
Today, I learned that my wife lets our son play video games while I'm at work to "keep him out of her hair." We had agreed that he was forbidden from gaming until his grades came up, but apparently she can't be bothered to actually parent. FML
Anonymous
Amman, Jordan
Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML
billjoebob424
Erin, Canada
Today, I walked in on my younger cousin trying to find Minecraft porn. FML
What the fuck, son?
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Amerongen, Netherlands
Ya winning, son?
Today, I walked in on my son trying to carve a bong out of a watermelon. FML
FullMonty
Milwaukee, United States
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
tspence
Genoa, United States
Today, I found myself arguing with a 6-year-old over a game of tag. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Anonymous
Assumptions
Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
1- You, my friend, have obviously never been hit by a blue turtle shell inches from the finish line.
8rabido8 11
This is wrong on so many levels...
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thats_my_job 11
I hope this was the first time this happened. I think you need to talk to both kids and keep them separated. That's disgusting.
LolPieRofl 11
When someone teabags me, i headbutt them really hard in the balls. Sounds disgusting but its painful to them.
ohSNAPyall 27
Sounds like you have a lot of experience as a teacup.
DCarrasco526 4
Meanwhile, in Texas...
FaygoAndMiracles 18
I'm just wondering how the boy thought he was going to get away with that. (I'm assuming OP meant in real life and not in the game, because I don't think in the game it would be very FML worthy, but DEFINITELY in real life)
Hammer940 7
Like a boss!
sugoine 12
You really are not helping the Texas stereotype here...
nosybear13 7
She deserved it
decidedlyvague 11
Real life, or on the video game? Son, I am confused.
tjgarrick 8
I think you need to look up the meaning of tea bagging
Cassandrax731 5
Yeah... My brother is 12 and he's an avid gamer. He and all of his friends think teabagging is funny, and they pretend to do it in video games like Halo or CoD.