john r.t.
Eagle Pass, United States
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
JGarz
Tucson, United States
Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Kronic
United States
Sorry Pat
Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML
Barry
Houston, United States
Mixed messages
Today, I learned that my wife lets our son play video games while I'm at work to "keep him out of her hair." We had agreed that he was forbidden from gaming until his grades came up, but apparently she can't be bothered to actually parent. FML
Anonymous
Amman, Jordan
Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML
billjoebob424
Erin, Canada
Today, I walked in on my younger cousin trying to find Minecraft porn. FML
What the fuck, son?
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Amerongen, Netherlands
Ya winning, son?
Today, I walked in on my son trying to carve a bong out of a watermelon. FML
FullMonty
Milwaukee, United States
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
tspence
Genoa, United States
Today, I found myself arguing with a 6-year-old over a game of tag. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Anonymous
Assumptions
Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
1- You, my friend, have obviously never been hit by a blue turtle shell inches from the finish line.
8rabido8 11
This is wrong on so many levels...
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crazyluvbug 8
I hope she didn't open her mouth!!!! >_
decidedlyvague 11
T-bagging. It's not tea bagging. That involves a political party.
Senseless_487 29
No, it's tea bagging. As in, you dip your balls in another person's mouth, like you're steeping a tea bag in water.
gracehi 33
Taxed Enough Already Party... Putting your testicles in someone's mouth. Yeah... Not the same thing.
decidedlyvague 11
It was a joke, obviously not a very good one. Serious comments are serious.
vbmg152 19
I know I'm old but, what the Heck is T bagging?
streetracerVC 9
it's when you grad your ball sack and slowly but surely smack it on someone's face......
tjgarrick 8
You should both look it up!
believe_alanis 8
Definition for teabagging: Web definitions: To tea bag is a slang term for the act of a man placing his scrotum in the mouth of a sexual partner.
whatthefreshhell 15
like, on the game or real life? on the game is more normal, sort of a typical reaction. if you meant real life, I'd suggest a serious talk if nothing else..
Ins0mau 20
Don't worry. Maybe it wasn't a mean video game taunt. It could just be plain old incest. :-)
the_true_batman 10
Here is what I think actually happened. "Hey bro, mom's not home, let me suck on your balls!" "Okay, sis" *mom walks in* "Uh... THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SCREEN PEEKING YOU LITTLE BITCH!"
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
No. Just, no.
lulzcoaster 3
im guessing his pants were on, but if not them im sensing thats not the worst of it....
jjmiller1001 17
you truly failed as a parent
TheyCallMeDamien 18
I think I'm going to vomit. That's messed up on so many levels. What is wrong with your son? And what made him think that appropriate to do to family let alone anyone else? I hope you crushed his grapes for that.
xXJaviXx13 2
Hit him!