Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Kinda hot
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
My eyes! My eyes!
Today, I walked in on my mom masturbating. I want to run away. I feel violated. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Knock first!
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML
Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML
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pimparmenian69 0
did you help?
Oanaj 0
how long did you wait for him to stop? hahaha
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ScaryyMary 14
My brother has one tattoo on his calf [it's Elvis' TCB logo with the lightning bolt] and they let him in the army. That seems to meet the above requirements everyone has mentioned, though.
en1gma_l337 0
YDI for standing there and watching, quit bitching. >=/
ImFreeFalling 0
i agree. that's reallly awkward. XD
kshizzlekt 0
awkward.......
rachael_erin 1
Ummm how is that an fml??? Next time just ask if he needs some help haha
loski87 4
wow did you tell your mom?
wetherguy 0
maybe he was jacking off to you...... just a thought
stormin972 0
YDI. You walked in on him and didn't leave, not his fault. Today, my girlfriends perverted daughter barged in and caught me red handed. The weird thing is, she didn't leave.
en1gma_l337 0
XD!!! WIN!
mattxhavoc 2
Favorited.
ASA5G 2
sounds like you're not doing your job. but enough about dinner, you should have sex with him then lol.