Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Today, at the water park, my grandmother's boob slipped out. Every time I close my eyes, I see her dangling breast in my mind. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, I heard my grandma sobbing in her room. After finally convincing her to tell me what was wrong, she confessed to watching a porn video last night. She thinks not being able to sleep afterwards is a sign that God is punishing her, and that she's damned our family to hell. FML
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Top comments
Steve95401 49
You will NEVER be able to unsee that.
sacrosanct2 23
Christ
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Comments (155)
CasualCalvin 13
I just... I can't imagine that sort of horror.
ayoitsashlie 8
Oh dear Jesus.
nurchok 15
YLS, I guess, you can't unsee that :)
Angelastic_fml 18
Only mortals aren't meant to see that? Have pity on the poor immortals who'd have to remember that forever.
tadale 10
Learn to knock!
marlize 6
Holy shit! How old is she? Far out eeeeew
barons224 4
Is she hot??
SpiceyRainbowz 7
Umm.. I really really hope that my grandmas no longer do that o.e
Keith1212 4
I saw my grand mother like that at least 6 times. I bought her a lock for her birthday, she doesn't use it so I never go back there.. EVER..
bblubblerfisch 10
What is it with you? If it wasn't for that woman's sex drive you wouldn't be alive now. You should respect her instead of making fun of her. Or was she supposed to stop liking sex after 'reproduction'? If that's the case you should think about how you want your sex life to be and if you're planning on still enjoying sexual pleasure after having kids - stop being a hypocrite!
Alice_laughed 13
No one's being a hypocrite. OP didn't say that he had a problem with his grandmother's sex drive, he said he didn't want to see that shit, and I can't say I blame him.
Nyx7 24
Wonderful sex drive our not, still doubt he wanted to see it