Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed me a video on his phone that he'd recorded of us having sex. Furious, I asked him if he'd ever shown it to anyone. His response was, "No, not really, I mean… My roommate walked in on me watching it. Oh, and my dad wanted to know how our relationship was going, I was drunk…" FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML
Today, I walked into my apartment to find my boyfriend of two years screwing my lifelong best friend. I immediately burst into tears. He looked at me and told me I was being too dramatic. FML
Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home with three of his best friends and broke up with me in front of them. Then, when I asked if we could talk privately, he filmed it for "documentation." FML
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Vegangirl 0
that's sad
Cthulu 0
awwwwkward
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Comments (235)
MrC19 0
ultimate fml lol
julkargs 0
you deserve it why would you go out with such a retarded person.. dump him!
cboyd33 0
ur fault. maybe if u were good in bed he wouldn't be beatin it to his ex...
NoNameAtAll_fml 1
snickerdoodle is a ginger!!!!!!! gingers r the reason for global warming or in ginger speak: earth get hot
Helljoker 0
Wow, dude. A little cocky and arrogant for just hitting the double digit age mark aren't we? Bonus points for an original insult, I've NEVER heard that one before.
Cryzilla 0
kick him in the shin
bAbYfAcEdHust1a 0
wow thats messed up. i would leave him if i was you cuz you deserve better.
bluesclues72 0
he cried because he missed his ex you Fucktards.
shoguu 0
masturbating while crying is always bad. being able to be that sad and sexually aroused at the same time is inhuman.
clairemargaret 0
please tell me you broke up with him after that.
Silense_is_loud 0
win!!!
pjcarter1 0
that guys a puss