Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed me a video on his phone that he'd recorded of us having sex. Furious, I asked him if he'd ever shown it to anyone. His response was, "No, not really, I mean… My roommate walked in on me watching it. Oh, and my dad wanted to know how our relationship was going, I was drunk…" FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML
Today, I walked into my apartment to find my boyfriend of two years screwing my lifelong best friend. I immediately burst into tears. He looked at me and told me I was being too dramatic. FML
Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home with three of his best friends and broke up with me in front of them. Then, when I asked if we could talk privately, he filmed it for "documentation." FML
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Vegangirl 0
that's sad
Cthulu 0
awwwwkward
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Comments (235)
goldenone 2
haha!! since he was "hugging" the pillow to replace her I assume she was on top riding in the video?
WhatDidYouSay0 0
break up with his ass! hurry! before he breaks up with you!
WhatDidYouSay0 0
omg! stfu snickerdoodles! its called the internet! people type like that! i can understand them perfectly!
monicajms 0
what an ass he is!! you should dump him ><
kelseymargaret 0
wow, some people are really immature. :/ i agree with the chick that sounds like a cookie? it IS really annoying. but I also agree with everyone trashing cookie girl.. you shouldn't bitch over the Internet. :) op: wow, that really sucks. talk about it, see how he feels for this other girl. it's regular for guys to watch ****, for jacking off.. but it's rather disterbing that it's **** he has made with another girl.
daddylosski 0
wow that's sad..... he's gay!!!
hellokittywhore 0
really snickerdoodle stop being such a ****** Nazi yeah it's annoying but you became even more annoying after the third time you posted a comment so kindly shut the **** up. thanks and op I feel sorry for you maybe you should dump him. Tell him to grow up and get over her or it's going to be over forever.
heykelsey 0
over 9000 points to you And over 9000 points to whoever gets this reference.
Youdontwinfriend 0
Thanks, Vegeta.
hellokittywhore 0
but I give you props for taking all these people talking so much shittt on you they need to grow up and for taking it maturely and not resorting to childish names like fire crotch although I laughed so hard o feel off my bed it's still ****** up
WhatDidYouSay0 0
rejected! rejected! you just got rejected! R-E! J-E! C-T! E-D!
Helljoker 0
Wow.. what a wuss. You deserve better than that loser of a guy, OP.