Today, I waited until the last minute to do my Christmas shopping. Today, I also discovered that my bank account has been frozen due to suspicious activity. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got an email that my Amazon account was probably hacked, and they have gone ahead and canceled all orders that seemed suspicious. Two days ago I was celebrating that I'd finished Christmas shopping early. Never mind. FML
Today, I finally decided to go Christmas shopping. It's only once I arrived that I realized that I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, I had to contact my bank because their fraud department thought me buying gifts for 7 different people for Christmas was fraud. It wouldn't be a big deal, except they then wouldn't accept the original purchase and I had to go to the website to get the purchase to go through a second time. My bank is paranoid. FML
Today, my bank, being overly paranoid about fraud, declined my Christmas purchase on Amazon because I usually don't spend that much all at once. Instead of Amazon simply asking to try the card again, they instead switched to a different card in the wallet. Which would be fine, except it's a shared family account. FML
Today, I noticed that even though I got all my Christmas shopping done a month earlier than usual, I forgot to put anything in the mail. FML
Today, I went to my local bank after getting an email from them concerning unknown purchases. Four hours later, I was still in police custody. Someone had been using my account to purchase guns and drugs. FML
Today, my credit card got blocked. Apparently, my bank thinks buying a $130 flat iron online is suspicious. FML
Today, I woke up to find both of my bank accounts frozen. My bank informed me that the IRS had ordered a freeze on my assets because of back taxes owed, and would not unfreeze them until the money is paid. The amount? $2.47. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Today, my mom and I went to Best Buy for some Christmas shopping. She picked up some presents for me and told me not to look at what she was buying. When we got to the register, she didn't have enough money, and I ended up having to buy my own presents. FML
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Top comments
null_fml 11
The EXACT same thing happened to me. But I have very few gifts left to buy, and my bank (Scotiabank) is awesome and will unfreeze my account and give me a new card and PIN right on the spot.
txgirl09 5
waiting until the last minute is a lame move but we've all done that before.
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Comments (33)
sexy_meghan 0
haha oh man that sucks!! ahahaha i feel for ya...shouldnt you have some cash thou?
WTFsGoingOn 0
Considering it is her bank account that is frozen she does not have access to the money in her account at all. Hopefully she actually carries some cash, it seems like most people don't now days. People use their damn debit cards and credit cards so much you'd think they'd be getting carpal tunnel from the sliding motion.
SenGaeriel 3
I'm doing it right now!
baby_gurl2405 0
well, u shoulda geussed that all those drug payoffs being cashed at the same time would look suspiciouse :P
ClumsyJason 3
I finished my shopping today, took 3 days! :p
Ninjaface 0
Well of course they did. In this economy, just having enough money to go Christmas shopping is suspicious. Now get back to your cardboard box before someone takes it.
avoidthegirl 6
Aaaand ladies and gentlemen, here is your perfect example of why you should never wait until the last minute to do your Christmas shopping.
alex1432 9
I'm glad I'm jewish
MagicMeds 0
I'm Atheist. But I'm still not so selfish as to use it as an excuse to not buy anybody gifts...
needforspeed500 0
Well, you have no idea what last minute shopping is if you are already done.
vicupcake 0
You're right everybody, it was the drugs. My jaunt to Club Erotica didn't help my financial situation either!
JayC_22 0
I guess you won't try that next year huh?