Today, I visited a waterpark with friends. At one point, a woman floating near me suddenly says to me, "How are you doing, honey?" Instinctively, I replied, "I'm well". The woman gave me a strange look and I turned around to find she was talking to her child directly behind me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML
Today, I was at a water park when my stomach started to hurt. I didn’t think anyone was behind me so was I ripped ass so hard, I almost shat myself. However, there was someone behind me, and the look they gave me was disturbing. FML.
Today, while at a hotel for vacation with my brother and his wife, I was watching their two month-old daughter in the waterpark when a woman came up to me and said, "Aww, your kid is so adorable! Don't worry, you'll get your figure back in no time." I'm a fourteen year-old girl. FML
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, I went to the university pool. There was this cute lifeguard there, and every time I got out of the water I saw her looking at me, so I walked up to her and asked if everything was OK. She told me she thought I was going to drown. FML
Today, one of my elderly swimming students ran into me at Walmart. Being a polite teenager, I said hi to him. He looked at me surprised and said, "Oh dear! I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!" I'll never forget the look on his wife's face. FML
Today, I was at our local park and saw what I thought was my sister holding her baby. I walked up behind her, kissed her on the head, and said, “You’re such a good mum.” It was very much not my sister. It was a very confused and now probably traumatised stranger. FML
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Bquillero16 18
Happens to all of us, OP. I'm sure she understood!
Symantha23 25
Hahaha stuff like this happens to me all the time! Don't feel bad OP!
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Comments (23)
That1One1Chick 24
That's why when a stranger starts talking to me and I'm unsure if it's actually meant for me, I don't reply and wait to see if they try to get my attention. Works perfectly and then I avoid looking like an idiot.
crookedtiles 9
Once, I was in school playing a review game. I had answered a really hard question and the whole class clapped for me. When I went back to my seat, I high fived the person holding his hand out in front of me. I figured it was pretty cool, until I found out he was actually raising his hand to answer the next question.
goatgangsta 3
How is this an FML? This is a seemingly innocuous event in everyone's life.
flamed22 13
I submitted a FML just like this but with mine someone waved to me and it got rejected -.-
insecurewife07 3
I have become more comfortable with myself and life in general and like 3 times in the past month I've had people smile and wave or say hi and I did it back only to get the look and realize it was directed behind me. Sorry I thought you were just friendly... Lol
vikky538 29
You should have yelled back and say Happy Mothers day
guttedbrit 26
Oh, believe me, this happens to me all the time. I once told a perfect stranger that a coat would look good on her because I thought she was my mum. It happens to all of us! :)
brittainy_009 3
So much for Minnesota nice! lol... BTW I'm from Minnesota as well.
depressedaf 3
Ha
hodgkin24l 7
at least you'll never have to see her again