Noname
France
Today, I've just lost over £12,000 and it's not even halfway through the trading day. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ticker $fml
United States
Nothing to do with us
Today, after I lost $5000 in crypto yesterday, I'm now down about $150k total since the start of the year. I just deployed more and bought $FML to make up for the losses. Hopefully it’ll happen. FML
Marco
Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML
Anonymous
A tax on irresponsability
Today, I turned $50 into 25k, all off sports gambling, but then lost most of it before I could even take the money out. I'm now sitting on about $1500 to my name. FML
Dope
United States
Today, I tried to sell 2,000 options contracts, but I bought them instead, resulting in a big loss. FML
Anonymous
One hell of a poker game?
Today, I lost 1200 dollars, my fiancée, my dog, my apartment, and my car. FML
broke
Today, my work informed me that they didn't process my pay in time, so I won't get paid until the end of next month. I have less than £10 to last me until then. FML
Celina
United States
Today, I have -$700 in my current account, $500 from overdraft fees because I spent money they told me I had. I don't get paid till the 15th and when I cash in my paycheck all of it will go to bringing me even. So the $9 I found in my wallet this morning will have to last me untill the 30th. FML
screwed
United States
Today, my dad came home from Vegas. Today, my college savings account is down by $64,000. FML
Topher
United States
Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML
Anonymous
La Crosse, United States
Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML
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0___0 9
Jenny Craig worked wonders on yah
Vogelfanger 0
Stop browsing FML during the work/trading day and you might start doing better!
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charmed_life 0
i agree with #11...i'm american (from New York) and i know that the Pound is the British currency...don't worry OP, some people just aren't that bright.
kbg8409 0
or some people that live in America just don't give a shit what the hell the British currency is called.. Eh?
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I had to read it twice to remember that British currency is called a Pound. That is A LOT of mullah.
xania_fml 0
what's the conversion rate from pounds to dollars?
sarenalove 0
Ha...12,000pounds? Woah. How much did you weigh exactly before hand....?? Ha. (kidding of course.)
ddjjrrff 0
pond means money
Petunia888 13
I think a "pond" is a body of water.
dglntn 0
How much is that in U.S. Dollars?
hanhanjr 0
maybe about 22-24 grand..but im just estimating
iDontFail_xD 0
@ #20, 12 thousand Pounds is 17,638.38 USD
cwl727 33
Thank you for converting it.
Apachefire21 0
uhh you mean calories...? Id say go exercise a lot more...that helps.
PaperCaper 11
Uhhhh...
courtney680 17
Dumb ass
smoshiee 8
1. You can't lose calories 2. Go back to school
ReneHaskins 0
I thought he ment LBS for a second there...lol then I realized he was talking about currency!
hanners 0
he means MONEY
JonnyNotBravo 0
i was dumb and misread it and i thought it said training day... untill i read that people were calling people dusches about money... fml