nightbirdblue
United States
Today, my mom has gone completely insane and insists we only flush the toilet or wash our hands at the start or end of the day, "to save on bills." My young sister thinks it's the best idea ever. My mom makes our food, and my sister just loves to touch everyone's faces. FML
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ThatGuyWhoTalks 10
Your mom is Mr. Krabs?
michaelm1290 23
If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down
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ThatGuyWhoTalks 10
Your mom is Mr. Krabs?
Getspmak 15
Ew
ryan112 12
Has she ever heard of sanitizer? It really works great! No water!
michaelm1290 23
If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down
hannahsnyder69 16
Those are the words to live by
MuseFan1991 14
we have to have this rule because we're so skint :/ however we do wash our hands; we're not that minging
mothertruck 6
Use lots of hand sanitizer/febreze?
SpamPam 18
If you can't get them to wash your hands, next best thing is sanitizing all objects touched frequently
SpamPam 18
*their haha
PenguinBitch 44
That's very unhygienic. She'll be wasting more /on/ medical bills if she keeps this up.
oh_lordy_me 18
Ew...
nightbirdblue 27
That's a bit of an understatement, isn't it?
datoismyname 22
Hell yeah it is. Is this better? Eeeeewwwwwwww
hnsblue 14
I would have hand sanitizer around the house
FayBerry88 11
Germs help build stronger immunities. Eat up and drink to good health. ;)
Welshite 40
There's building up an immune system, and then there are completely unhygienic practices such as this. You can't even remotely compare the two as similar.
uhmaizing 3
until u get ebola or the plague
AFur 10
Ebola? Unless she's in Africa eating raw monkey meat that's not gonna happen.
RedPillSucks 33
Actually, there's been cases of ebola in the US. No monkeys were harmed during this outbreak.
AFur 10
200 monkeys were killed stopping an outbreak in the 80's or 90's.
mansen 15
Ebola is suspected to be harbored by bats in an area in africa. They have yet to find the natural resevoir. Plus, spread of Ebola is by contact with an actively infected person, so the fever and generally the starting of or active degredation of the body. Or exposure to the natural resevoir by bite, fecal matter etc. Plague can be spread by armadillos...cool fact (sorry microbiology major...virus and pathogenic bacteria love here). The OP, risks E.Coli from fecal matter on her moms hands when she prepares food. And a stinky stinky house. Have you ever smelled pee when it sits in the toilet for awhile? ew!
VeganVampyre 27
They all risk E.Coli from their food anyway, unless they only buy organic, free run, humanely killed meat from a local farmer, or they're vegetarian. They're probably more likely to get it now, but the possibility was still always there.
mansen 15
You can still get E.Coli from your organic vegetables and humanel killed meat too. Being all rightous with your food doesn't protect you from bacteria, unless you want to irradiate it before you eat it, sorry, it is going to have bacteria on it.
AFur 10
Everything's out to kill us.
DKjazz 20
Did you hear? Apparently, puppies and happiness cause cancer.
kittykat1501 31
51 contact cannot transmit it. Only touching bodily fluids!
annie_nk 23
I hope you and your sister have been immunized.
abigiggles 39
Nobodies immuned to stupid.
Shrike 24
Mhm, as you've so gracefully demonstrated...
ironic_legacy 9
20 - Reading your comment, and, I have to tell you, I feel a little weird. Guys, is stupid contagiou--Lol, ur post sucks, lurn sum gramer, u loser.!!!?!?!!!
ImmaBabyGoat 13
35, you just made my day.
pwnman 33
Well you need to tell her that this is not a good thing to do.
vicky4321 6
I think the fact that your sister touches everyone's faces is just as strange as the "money saving" idea. Either way FYL
Cristoforo 17
Exactly what I was thinking, having a sister that constantly touches your face is a FML all on its own
nightbirdblue 27
She loves to touch people's faces because she knows that people don't want their faces touched or at least that's what she whispered to me once.
yoursucklives 36
i first read it as "my sister likes to touch everyones feces" so her touching faces doesn't sound as bad now.