Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps playing Christmas music, making these dinners, and refusing to let me take down the Christmas decorations. My dad is too whipped to save us from this hell. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, I'm already dreading Christmas. Our mom insists on fairytale-like decorations that everyone else pays for and helps her make. We're exhausted. She's the only one who doesn't have a job, but if we don't help she spends the day crying in her room. FML
Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML
Today, my mother has issued a 'Christmas Ultimatum'. The rest of us have exactly 2 days to "get some Christmas around here" or we will feel her wrath. FML
Today, it's that time of year again: my mom has threatened to disown me if I celebrate Christmas in any way, shape, or form. Yes, she is an extreme bible thumper. No, she doesn't see what is wrong with her behavior, nor does she care. FML
Today, my mother was digging up our Halloween decorations, and found the Christmas decorations as well. She's shoddily decorated the house already in half-Halloween and half-Christmas style to save time. I guess we'll be celebrating Christmasween for the rest of the year. FML
Today, on the third of February, my mom finally relented and let us take the Christmas decorations down. FML
Today, it's Christmas Day. Normally, my family would be opening gifts right now. Instead, my mom is holding our gifts hostage until we clean the house. Apparently, "The presents aren't going anywhere." FML
Today, I already hate the holidays. My mom has been trying to be helpful, but has severe undiagnosed memory problems that our family ignores. They've also ignored all the house repairs, but have no problem consoling her while she cries how mean I am for missing her party, because I used my vacation time to fix the house. FML
Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML
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seensuper 14
why????
cherokii_Squa 5
wow, mum is really in the Christmas spirit, I see...well, it'd be nice if she passed out a few gifts while she's at it :)
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Comments (105)
zombienationxo 9
Have a holly jolly christmas, it's the best time of the year. LOL that sucks OP
kuzzy00 22
12 Days Of Christmas: I'm not sure if it's just a saying because of the corporate "brown out" period - we all open again on the 6th. The only welcomed "12 days of Christmas" thing I have liked is the free app on iTunes giving something free everyday. As for OP... I feel sorry for him. Of course Christmas drinks and sinners are welcomed but carols?! Wtf -.- glad I got my Christmas over and done with by noon Xmas day
bhou56 7
Too bad the app gives terrible gifts
ksks1234 33
53-- you mean you don't want a free episode of Sesame Street?
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
what! A free hot homemade dinner every night? how dare she! such torture ~____~
bhou56 7
12 days of Christmas my friends
wdunh69733 24
Christmas lasts until epiphany. 12 days
worldclassrager 41
Are you still getting gifts? It might not be that bad...
Cleu 12
On the tenth day of Christmas my psychotic mom gave to me...
Vnzlan_girl 10
Do you at least get to open presents every day? (:
exo_went_insane 12
Apparently you're too whipped, too.
Tannasgh 22
The big question is, do ya keep getting gifts?