Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps playing Christmas music, making these dinners, and refusing to let me take down the Christmas decorations. My dad is too whipped to save us from this hell. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, I'm already dreading Christmas. Our mom insists on fairytale-like decorations that everyone else pays for and helps her make. We're exhausted. She's the only one who doesn't have a job, but if we don't help she spends the day crying in her room. FML
Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML
Today, my mother has issued a 'Christmas Ultimatum'. The rest of us have exactly 2 days to "get some Christmas around here" or we will feel her wrath. FML
Today, it's that time of year again: my mom has threatened to disown me if I celebrate Christmas in any way, shape, or form. Yes, she is an extreme bible thumper. No, she doesn't see what is wrong with her behavior, nor does she care. FML
Today, my mother was digging up our Halloween decorations, and found the Christmas decorations as well. She's shoddily decorated the house already in half-Halloween and half-Christmas style to save time. I guess we'll be celebrating Christmasween for the rest of the year. FML
Today, on the third of February, my mom finally relented and let us take the Christmas decorations down. FML
Today, it's Christmas Day. Normally, my family would be opening gifts right now. Instead, my mom is holding our gifts hostage until we clean the house. Apparently, "The presents aren't going anywhere." FML
Today, I already hate the holidays. My mom has been trying to be helpful, but has severe undiagnosed memory problems that our family ignores. They've also ignored all the house repairs, but have no problem consoling her while she cries how mean I am for missing her party, because I used my vacation time to fix the house. FML
Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML
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seensuper 14
why????
cherokii_Squa 5
wow, mum is really in the Christmas spirit, I see...well, it'd be nice if she passed out a few gifts while she's at it :)
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Comments (105)
skittyskatbrat 19
Time to order a pizza to be delivered. :P
martin8337 36
What's wrong with guys these days when there's tons of strange out there. No excuse to be p-whipped what with the internet to find some strange to tame.
medic345 4
...If I could afford a big Christmas dinner every night - I would do it too. * slurps down last bit of ramen*
Enslaved 38
In my house, our Christmas decorations stay up until January 6th (Three Kings' Day) and not one day earlier! Tradition.
jweb1434 6
Do you still get presents? Lol
Xotoolyxo 16
Well are there still presents under the tree continuously ?
UsernameTaken14 18
I'm in almost the same boat as you! Sorry, OP.
Gangsterrface 10
Dress up as the Grinch and take all the Christmas decorations down while she's sleeping
sdroze1389 31
crazy for Christmas? that may be a new disease
ksks1234 33
At least it is a happy sort of crazy. And I am assuming those Christmas dinners come with dessert.