Today, I've had more crushes on fictional characters than actual people. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Going nowhere fast
Today, I have a massive crush on a fictional character. Who happens to be an ermine. FML
You should see someone
Today, I've actually developed a crush on a guy I never intended to crush on, and also can't have. For one he's married and utterly devoted to his wife. And even if that weren't true, he's so far out of my league I need binoculars to see him. And to top it all of? He's fictional. FML
Loner
Today, I broke it off with all of my friends with benefits. Why? Because I have grown attached to a fictional character, and I like him a lot more than any IRL person. FML.
Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees when I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML
Works with podcasts as well
Today, I realised I get really attached to characters in long-running TV shows, because I have no friends. FML
The grass is never actually greener
Today, I'm in a long-term relationship with a woman I love to bits, but I have a crush on a coworker. I've tried to brush it off, but it's only getting stronger. The worst part? I think she likes me too. FML
Today, I found myself crying my eyes out over my two favourite fictional characters' deaths. It happened over 6 years ago and has affected me more than real peoples' deaths. FML
Convoluted storyline
Today, I discovered that the actress who played a girl I have a crush on faked her résumé. Not only that, but she wasn’t even interested in acting, she just wanted a job. And boom, she also voted for Trump. And I STILL have a crush on her character. FML
Crushed
Today, my friend pointed out that I’ve developed crushes on my last two bosses. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that before then, I had a secret crush on a professor back in college, too. Yet, I wonder why I’m single. FML
Crushed
Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML
Top comments
WinterChild 20
Less chance of a broken heart I suppose.
Lalala579121 28
Or if they're Game of Thrones characters.
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Comments (48)
writerchic85 26
It sounds like you a very creative type with a good imagination. No shame in that.
RinoaHeartilly 36
Tumblr is here.
BroadwayBaby1997 12
Kind of funny seeing as I got here from Tumblr.
MiaTheMartian 21
same
goream2013 6
You mean you're telling me that people don't? Everyone I know does, or maybe I'm just a nerd...
NotmadYT 17
Always have a waifu for laifu
tigeresscrazy 12
Don't feel bad op I've had a crush on the same character since 2009
bradleybaldwin 9
Quit being weird
kemando 22
to be fair, people are generally pretty garbage.
ViviChenny 19
I see no problem with that.
RooseveltWhittle 4
Same here. Robbie Rotten, Al from Quantum Leap, Squiggy from Laverne and Shirley, Renfield from Dracula, Luther from the Warriors, etc.