Today, I've had more crushes on fictional characters than actual people. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Going nowhere fast
Today, I have a massive crush on a fictional character. Who happens to be an ermine. FML
You should see someone
Today, I've actually developed a crush on a guy I never intended to crush on, and also can't have. For one he's married and utterly devoted to his wife. And even if that weren't true, he's so far out of my league I need binoculars to see him. And to top it all of? He's fictional. FML
Loner
Today, I broke it off with all of my friends with benefits. Why? Because I have grown attached to a fictional character, and I like him a lot more than any IRL person. FML.
Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees when I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML
Works with podcasts as well
Today, I realised I get really attached to characters in long-running TV shows, because I have no friends. FML
The grass is never actually greener
Today, I'm in a long-term relationship with a woman I love to bits, but I have a crush on a coworker. I've tried to brush it off, but it's only getting stronger. The worst part? I think she likes me too. FML
Today, I found myself crying my eyes out over my two favourite fictional characters' deaths. It happened over 6 years ago and has affected me more than real peoples' deaths. FML
Convoluted storyline
Today, I discovered that the actress who played a girl I have a crush on faked her résumé. Not only that, but she wasn’t even interested in acting, she just wanted a job. And boom, she also voted for Trump. And I STILL have a crush on her character. FML
Crushed
Today, my friend pointed out that I’ve developed crushes on my last two bosses. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that before then, I had a secret crush on a professor back in college, too. Yet, I wonder why I’m single. FML
Crushed
Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML
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WinterChild 20
Less chance of a broken heart I suppose.
Lalala579121 28
Or if they're Game of Thrones characters.
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Comments (48)
rockydify 22
That's a bit crazy. But as long as you're happy it's all good!
gracehi 33
Tarzan, Daryl Dixon, Han Solo... I get it.
Moerighan 23
Daryl Dixon, yes.
gracehi 33
Don't be scammin' on my man. We're gonna make beautiful, bad ass, red neck babies.
mariri9206 32
Tarzan? I so agree there.
Moerighan 23
I think we've all been there OP, I know I have :)
Lillysar91 20
Fictional characters are always more appealing than your average person. They are "created" to be more attractive, heroic, sensitive etc. Sometimes it's a nice escape. I've been there so i feel you
Catdragon 40
This is me lol
RosesThorn17 7
Don't worry about it, you're not the only one.
MrsHoffman 11
You are not alone in that, still looking for my Thranduil and Loki LOL!!!
smw83 21
Dexter, Moss from IT Crowd, Vause and Janae from Orange Is the New Black. I can totally relate OP.
Attacksloth 33
Fictional characters have all the right flaws and all the right positive traits. That isn't the case for the average real life person.
swervelol 28
You're not alone OP.