Geek: Today, I've had more crushes on fictional characters than actual...

BroadwayBaby1997 17 September 2016, 15:26 Mission, United States

Today, I've had more crushes on fictional characters than actual people. FML

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Collection

Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

Shewhoisprobablyafurry 3 May 2020, 02:00

Going nowhere fast

Today, I have a massive crush on a fictional character. Who happens to be an ermine. FML

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HereForJAMMF 9 November 2016, 17:50

Today, I've actually developed a crush on a guy I never intended to crush on, and also can't have. For one he's married and utterly devoted to his wife. And even if that weren't true, he's so far out of my league I need binoculars to see him. And to top it all of? He's fictional. FML

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Anonymous 31 January 2026, 15:00

Loner

Today, I broke it off with all of my friends with benefits. Why? Because I have grown attached to a fictional character, and I like him a lot more than any IRL person. FML.

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beingthebossisoverrated 16 July 2009, 02:08 United States

Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees when I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML

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Anonymous 24 April 2021, 08:00 Croydon, Australia

Works with podcasts as well

Today, I realised I get really attached to characters in long-running TV shows, because I have no friends. FML

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Anonymous 4 April 2022, 12:00

The grass is never actually greener

Today, I'm in a long-term relationship with a woman I love to bits, but I have a crush on a coworker. I've tried to brush it off, but it's only getting stronger. The worst part? I think she likes me too. FML

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Anonymous 18 February 2019, 18:00

Today, I found myself crying my eyes out over my two favourite fictional characters' deaths. It happened over 6 years ago and has affected me more than real peoples' deaths. FML

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Krash The Koopa 2 December 2020, 19:58 Litchfield Park, United States

Convoluted storyline

Today, I discovered that the actress who played a girl I have a crush on faked her résumé. Not only that, but she wasn’t even interested in acting, she just wanted a job. And boom, she also voted for Trump. And I STILL have a crush on her character. FML

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ozzii 4 September 2019, 22:00

Crushed

Today, my friend pointed out that I’ve developed crushes on my last two bosses. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that before then, I had a secret crush on a professor back in college, too. Yet, I wonder why I’m single. FML

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Anonymous 16 October 2023, 00:02

Crushed

Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML