Today, I've gotten the most calls of my life. Turns out the idiot who changed the sign on my local Pizza Hut put up the wrong phone number. My phone number. I've already received 16 calls. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I noticed that I get more calls from people who've dialed the wrong number than I do from people I actually know. FML
Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML
Today, after all of the business cards for the car dealership that I work for were printed, the phone number was wrong, and the lady got so pissed about getting so many calls that she told them that they had won a free car. I had to tell dozens of ecstatic customers that they hadn't. FML
Today, at work, I had received a lot of phone calls. I thought maybe it was a scammer line because I never receive calls. Turns out my phone number is the same as a character's number in a TV show. FML
Today, I called Pizza Hut to order a pizza. A voice recording was reading me their specials. The man had a horrible country accent so I began to make fun of it. Then I realized it was an actual person on the line. FML
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, my apartment building finally fixed our broken intercom. A few hours later, I buzzed in a food delivery driver while trying to reject a spam call. He wandered the building for 15 min, knocking on random doors before finding me. Three neighbors now think I order tacos under a fake name. FML
Today, after applying at over 30 businesses over the past 6 months, I have had not one single call. I later find out that I was using my old phone number on the applications, and my secondary phone was my mom's. She thought they were telemarketers. FML
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Top comments
ilikeemsmall 4
Maybe you should start making pizza and sell it.
Wazilla 0
Act like your some kid who works there and take peoples orders. just never do anything so they go to the pizza place and complane.
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Comments (197)
123jade456 0
lol
julieseattle 4
I would start making pizza and delivering them. That mistake could have given you an opportunity.
hiddenriot7 5
Answer the phone and pretend to be a morgue they will never call back.
Amrel 10
At least you know your bound to have a chick with your number in her phone thats hot in the face
akmufasa 1
so... I think I speak for everyone when I ask: What's the phone number? // ( stalker status )
JakeLee 6
no. you do not speak for everyone.
elmogoezRAWR 0
Take advantage of your phone's newfound popularity. Use your voicemail to spread some encouraging words, like "Be your best" or "Justin Beiber sucks ****."
Ray_of_midnight 23
Start taking pizza orders? "Okay, that's a large with sausage, green peppers, and onion...see you in about 30 minutes!" You could have a lot of fun....
loserman67 36
Start answering the phone "Pizza" - don't say Pizza Hut, they can get you for that - then start ******* with people's heads - tell them you've run out of pizza - or start making up new pizzas for people to try "Would you like to try our new kitten pizza? Loaded with cheese, sauce and fresh killed kitten" "Sir, would you like to try our new soft turd pizza? After baking in our oven I personally lay a fresh corn filled turd on each pizza." You'll never get tired of their reactions!
incrapper 7
fail.
THE_A_TEEN 28
You should talk 33, you got 1 thumbs down while 25 got 3 thumbs up so fail @25 you sir are a win, although I would suggest "on the rag" pizza, or "long italian sausage, white sauce" pizza if you get what I mean ;)
EwanSmith 2
go give them a 'pizza' your mind...
hairguitarhero 5
Haha good one
sirhobothesecond 3
that was just... no.
perdix 31
Take the order and the address and then go sell them some Amway products.