Today, I've gotten the most calls of my life. Turns out the idiot who changed the sign on my local Pizza Hut put up the wrong phone number. My phone number. I've already received 16 calls. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I noticed that I get more calls from people who've dialed the wrong number than I do from people I actually know. FML
Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML
Today, after all of the business cards for the car dealership that I work for were printed, the phone number was wrong, and the lady got so pissed about getting so many calls that she told them that they had won a free car. I had to tell dozens of ecstatic customers that they hadn't. FML
Today, at work, I had received a lot of phone calls. I thought maybe it was a scammer line because I never receive calls. Turns out my phone number is the same as a character's number in a TV show. FML
Today, I called Pizza Hut to order a pizza. A voice recording was reading me their specials. The man had a horrible country accent so I began to make fun of it. Then I realized it was an actual person on the line. FML
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, my apartment building finally fixed our broken intercom. A few hours later, I buzzed in a food delivery driver while trying to reject a spam call. He wandered the building for 15 min, knocking on random doors before finding me. Three neighbors now think I order tacos under a fake name. FML
Today, after applying at over 30 businesses over the past 6 months, I have had not one single call. I later find out that I was using my old phone number on the applications, and my secondary phone was my mom's. She thought they were telemarketers. FML
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Top comments
ilikeemsmall 4
Maybe you should start making pizza and sell it.
Wazilla 0
Act like your some kid who works there and take peoples orders. just never do anything so they go to the pizza place and complane.
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Comments (197)
PrestonG95 7
Start pranking them lol and tell them it'll be done in like 3 hours
icic6772 0
How did they get ur number
Shrike 24
how about you actually read the fml properly before embarrassing yourself? moron.
icic6772 0
Oh sorry I forgot that the numbers for pizza huts always look like private numbers
icic6772 0
Oh sorry I forgot that the numbers for pizza huts always look like private numbers
hagetgood 3
Legit orank
manjot21sandhu 0
hey I just ordered from them half and hour ago haha
JumbledGirl 2
I hate people...
That0therguy 4
I would too if I was a person.
Enigmax2514 7
Can we order pizza? With stuffed crust? Oooooohhh... Stuffed crust... I'll stuff you all in the crust!!!
Isoldael 27
I used to answer the phone at a company called Domino. The company happened to be located in the same street as Domino's. Guess who got to take pizza orders all day?
tj4234 36
was it Domino's?
Isoldael 27
I was soooo waiting for that answer :p. Still deserves a thumbs up.
CostumedElephant_fml 0
He probably has like 6 mil
queenb1621 21
U should totally sue them and also tell them for inconvenience sake, to give u free pizza FOR LIFE.
hairguitarhero 5
Wait...free pizza...FOR LIFE? they do that?
bubo_fml 11
Tell 'em, "I sell pu$$y, not pizza!"