Today, I've gotten the most calls of my life. Turns out the idiot who changed the sign on my local Pizza Hut put up the wrong phone number. My phone number. I've already received 16 calls. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I noticed that I get more calls from people who've dialed the wrong number than I do from people I actually know. FML
Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML
Today, after all of the business cards for the car dealership that I work for were printed, the phone number was wrong, and the lady got so pissed about getting so many calls that she told them that they had won a free car. I had to tell dozens of ecstatic customers that they hadn't. FML
Today, at work, I had received a lot of phone calls. I thought maybe it was a scammer line because I never receive calls. Turns out my phone number is the same as a character's number in a TV show. FML
Today, I called Pizza Hut to order a pizza. A voice recording was reading me their specials. The man had a horrible country accent so I began to make fun of it. Then I realized it was an actual person on the line. FML
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, my apartment building finally fixed our broken intercom. A few hours later, I buzzed in a food delivery driver while trying to reject a spam call. He wandered the building for 15 min, knocking on random doors before finding me. Three neighbors now think I order tacos under a fake name. FML
Today, after applying at over 30 businesses over the past 6 months, I have had not one single call. I later find out that I was using my old phone number on the applications, and my secondary phone was my mom's. She thought they were telemarketers. FML
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Top comments
ilikeemsmall 4
Maybe you should start making pizza and sell it.
Wazilla 0
Act like your some kid who works there and take peoples orders. just never do anything so they go to the pizza place and complane.
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Comments (197)
Norbury 6
16 calls sounds like a lot to me for one night. Mind you, I've discovered text messages.
e2m2cent 0
when life gives you lemons.....:)
SweetJTBR 22
Take them, make a new combustible lemonade oil and burn their house down! It's what we're all thinking!
Freeze_fml 17
FYL for 16 calls being the most in your life.
JiffyMix88 8
this lol
srabel10 0
I don't know what's worse, that that happened or the fact 16 is the most calls you've gotten in a day.
andrewf23 0
I like cheese
ikickgingers 15
Hmmm. That kind of sucks but hey at least they didn't accidentally put your number in a personal ad for animal s&m. Just saying.
shrdlu 28
That's an easy one to have fun with. Just "take" their orders for pizza (or whatever), and make sure to mention the sale or special offer they'll get with it. For example: If someone orders two pizzas, make sure they know it's "buy one get one free" today. They'll show up at Pizza Hut demanding whatever you promised them, and Pizza Hut gets the blame (or takes the loss). This suggestion is from a friend whose regular phone number was one digit off from Pizza Hut and got their calls all the time.
detective_oreo 0
How do you mess up 310-1010
PandaPandy 6
"hello is this pizza hut?" "NO, this is Patrick!"
THE_A_TEEN 28
Patrick:I'm not a pizza hat Spongebob:uh patricck, thats the name of the restaurant Patrick: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
ThatLovelyGeek 0
I can just see it now: " FOR THE NINTH TIME I DON'T SELL ******* PIZZA!!!!"