justnance
United Kingdom
Today, I used so many different perfume testers that I passed out on the bus. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Lor
Toronto, Canada
Perfume Allergy Man strikes again!
Today, a woman got on the bus wearing extremely strong perfume and sat in the seat in front of me. The gentleman I was sitting next to began violently sneezing, so much so that he eventually sneeze-vomited all over my lap and backpack. FML
Anonymous
Bridgewater, Canada
Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML
KCS
Australia
Extreme reaction
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
1nn0cen7 1 sw3ar
I can explain
Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML
Joe
Coalgate, United States
Today, I started my new job at a fragrance store. While training, the manager had me smell all of the scents to become familiar with the products. Before my shift was over, I'd had three asthma attacks. FML
OopsieDoopsie
Ridgewood, United States
Been there before
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
samboob
United States
Today, I saw one of those candies that you spray on your tongue. Only after spraying some in my mouth did I find it was actually perfume. FML
julieseattle
Hyperviolence
Today, I was at a restaurant waiting for a table. Some lady walked by, smelling like BO and patchouli oil. I attempted to cover my nose with my sweatshirt, but I thumped a small girl in the process. FML
cooploops
Memphis, United States
Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML
nooneinparticular
Fragrant
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Top comments
blackbelt25 12
At least you smelled good?
Jibblets2367 7
Hey does this perfume smell like chloroform to you?
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Comments (105)
eddieglaves 0
More than 23 % of deaths in the U.S. Alone is caused from fatal overdose due to exposure of harsh chemicals. FML this is to hard to write while high!!?!
bubo_fml 11
Space cake...It's what the astronauts eat...(Wait a minute...I was high when I wrote that...)
ohmandapants 17
With so many different testers, how were you even able to distinguish which smell you liked? Why not just spray it on those strips of paper? I feel bad for the people around you.
kayhay88 0
That's pathetic op
ninjacapo 2
Definatly not a good place to pass out
ninjacapo 2
Definatly not a good place to pass out
asianinvasionn6 0
Curiousity killed the cat...
DeOilers 9
Guys, I think it's a FML because she had to take the bus.
perdix 31
At least you had sex with a bunch of annoying women at the mall. Hope you didn't get an STD.
lstrawberrycake 12
Perfume? Or acid?