justnance
United Kingdom
Today, I used so many different perfume testers that I passed out on the bus. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Lor
Toronto, Canada
Perfume Allergy Man strikes again!
Today, a woman got on the bus wearing extremely strong perfume and sat in the seat in front of me. The gentleman I was sitting next to began violently sneezing, so much so that he eventually sneeze-vomited all over my lap and backpack. FML
Anonymous
Bridgewater, Canada
Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML
KCS
Australia
Extreme reaction
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
1nn0cen7 1 sw3ar
I can explain
Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML
Joe
Coalgate, United States
Today, I started my new job at a fragrance store. While training, the manager had me smell all of the scents to become familiar with the products. Before my shift was over, I'd had three asthma attacks. FML
OopsieDoopsie
Ridgewood, United States
Been there before
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
samboob
United States
Today, I saw one of those candies that you spray on your tongue. Only after spraying some in my mouth did I find it was actually perfume. FML
julieseattle
Hyperviolence
Today, I was at a restaurant waiting for a table. Some lady walked by, smelling like BO and patchouli oil. I attempted to cover my nose with my sweatshirt, but I thumped a small girl in the process. FML
cooploops
Memphis, United States
Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML
nooneinparticular
Fragrant
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Top comments
blackbelt25 12
At least you smelled good?
Jibblets2367 7
Hey does this perfume smell like chloroform to you?
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Comments (105)
amanda_d95 9
Their*
Horcruxer 0
Only in London
cBlackout 13
How does perfume relate to london? I didn't know that London was famous for it's abuse of perfume.
graham11 14
24- chill! You probably smell really strong, so you feel the need to blame innocent people for your ignorance! *slow clap*
Alexweber929 14
That would be more like paris
idontknowyou123 0
Wow... save some testers for the smelly bums... they need them too
rubberduckie94 13
thats why you just spray it in the air and sniff it you dork. lesson learned i suppose. it could have been worse you could have caused yourself a migraine. those kill sometimes when you smell to much perfume. i hope you did not hit your head on the way down
ZDK5498 6
I know it smells good but I heard that too much can lead to shortness of breath... BE CAREFUL OP
brewmasterg 34
I dunno about you but I would've thought that the shortness of breath comes shortly before passing out.
zenrael 21
JUST SHOWER!!!!
eatsleepjb 8
Um..they can't shower on the bus
ZDK5498 6
at home before OP goes on the bus.....
eatsleepjb 8
They were on the bus on their way home from the mall where they put the perfume on.....
cBlackout 13
Ugh.. 90% of women's perfume smell like ass.. **** the lives of everybody on that bus..
PhoKingAwesome 0
Somebody plz explain to me why exactly you think someone would deserve this? Why do you people vote that she deserved this when all she was doing was testing out perfumes????
bahamut_pure 16
If you're dumb enough to spray so much perfume on yourself that it's strong enough to knock you out, then that's your own fault. No one else's.
cBlackout 13
Pretty sure knocking your self out with perfume is a YDI..
taracrane1 7
Big deal
Enslaved 38
Next time spray the perfumes on those little cards they give you. It is sometimes difficult choosing which scent smells best. I finally found mine!(:
bbgirlXD 6
Cards are not like skin thought, the skin actually changes the smell, when you want to buy a perfume put a bit on go on a tour for 30 minute and then smell back where you put on the perfume , I'd it's still on your skin and smell good it's for you , if not ,don't buy
Enslaved 38
This is true. But you can narrow it down to get a better idea what you prefer. (: