Today, I tripped over my dog and landed on my face while trying to prove to my father that I can walk and chew gum at the same time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while trying to pick up dog poo, I tripped and landed in the pile. FML
Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML
Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when he did his business. He then stepped all in it and coated his paws. As I was struggling with him, I slipped and landed butt-first into his steaming pile. My boyfriend nearly fainted from laughing. FML
Today, I tried to go down the stairs two steps at a time. I slipped, fell flat on my ass, and busted my lower lip against my overbite. When I tried to get up, I realized I had also peed my pants. FML
Today, whilst walking to a primary school to give pupils a lesson on cleanliness, I tripped and landed on a dog turd. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, as I was walking my dog around the block, I fell in the splits position on wet dirt and ripped my pants right on the front. I then had to walk home casually holding a chihuahua on my crotch hoping I would not run into anyone. FML
Today, I tripped over my dog while carrying groceries. As I laid on the floor surrounded by smashed eggs, spilled milk, and a bruised knee, my dog stole the bread from the bag and and ran off. FML
Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML
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rattusrattus 19
You can walk and chew gum at the same time. You just can't walk, chew gum, and navigate around the dog at the same time.
Legendslayer222 26
Keep practicing, and maybe one day you will prove them all wrong!
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Comments (103)
olpally 33
Awesome face plant! Your reward is a ydi! :D
88vivera 9
Some people just can't do it
3pi 6
What a challenge!
emmapigd 1
You must be blonde, a big klutz! Ydi
drkate25 30
That's why I buy hair dye, then when I do stupid shit people don't automatically blame it on my hair color.
OceanBlueSea 12
I do that all the time
jelly713 19
At least you didn't sprain your ankle wearing heels trying to prove to your dad you can walk in them. Former FML reference. ^
cheesecake_36 6
*dog's mind* Today, my owner tripped over me, and it was all because they were trying to prove that they could chew and walk at the same time. FML
Fisheyedfool7 2
It's pretty sad that you felt the need to prove that.
kicktheclouds 2
london tipton is that you ?
fireysaje 10
She must have been too busy focusing on breathing