CrappyValentine
Netherlands
Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML
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gingersnapper 0
...Okay. Who else just came?
eeeeeeee 5
That's why you shouldn't force your boyfriend to do nice things for you. It won't happen (and with good reason).
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Comments (193)
zombiebadger 0
that's epic. your boyfriend is the man.
blackllama 0
Lupercailia sounds good to me.
Luxen 0
wtf? your boyfriend is the best, I'd love to have one like him. You don't have any sense of humor...it's all about the sappy, jeez.
jtlf1346 1
Bullshit. You wouldn't last a week with somebody who did shit like that.
Jakespeed207 4
And you probably wouldn't last a day with anyone, man or woman -_- OP your bf's THE shit xD
paprikacha 9
Your boyfriend sounds AWESOME.
suckmysarcasm 10
your more than welcome to give me the best sex ever HIJKAY. and yeah your bf is made of win. let the luprecal begin.
deoxylophone 0
YDI for bitching at him so much. First, you should listen to how he feels, or you'll end up with worse shit than a humorous card. Second, that's completely hilarious and you should learn to have a sense of humor. This was probably his way of a compromise. You should learn to do that too.
RealChinese 7
where did your boyfriend find a card like that lol
buttshapedfruit 0
lmfao!!!!
samantha_durano 6
hahaha, ohh woww.
DarkArchon 0
Have you been living under a rock? Lupercalia is STILL the most popular holiday everywhere except where you live, apparently. Christmas? Hannukah? Jolly Roger Day? Bah. Give me goat skins, or give me whipping. Oh, wait, Lupercalia gives us BOTH.