CrappyValentine
Netherlands
Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML
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gingersnapper 0
...Okay. Who else just came?
eeeeeeee 5
That's why you shouldn't force your boyfriend to do nice things for you. It won't happen (and with good reason).
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cajekraze 7
WIN!
opengirl_fml 0
not gonna lie.. but i don't see how this is a bad thing. seriously. thats an awesomly epic card, and he probably went through alot of trouble to find it. be happy he even got you a card.
Fabby_fml 2
FML? Dude, I'd LOVE it if I got a card like that. What's WRONG with you?
NikkiCole72 0
talk about commercialized holidays! omfg Baltimore just extented Valentines day for a whole week so that the snow trapped people can have time to spend money on gifts. that is as slack as this chic trying to force someone to prove his love with a friggen piece of paper
kikiholt 0
your boyfriend sounds awesome!! :D
blueeyes24 0
Hmm... Since most Christian holidays actually have pagan origins, I think I'm going to start sending cards celebrating the pagan holiday for every major holiday. Anybody got any more?
kikiholt 0
Yeah, I think it's funny when Christians try and say their holidays don't have pagan influence. ALL of them are pagan! Easter: a rabbit. really? the pagan symbol for fertility? Christmas: Jesus wasn't born in the winter! they covered up Yule and the winter solstice and all that is awesome about that season with a fat man in a red suit who watches little children and puts presants under a tree as payment for their 'good deeds'. Valentines day is really just a government holiday though. It's all just a way to cause stress, depression, panic, and annoyance and all for the sake of us meat heads buying a whole LOT of little pink things.
FatMooseEars 0
stop complaining ******* kike. I'd run down the street naked any day.
Jenmaree 9
Your boyfriend is funny. He should dump you for being a whining humourless bitch.
GiganTronic 0
LAWL. I laugh most heartily. Perhaps I'll even chortle. That's an awesome holiday. (Woot my first comment ever!)
Snow_Daisy 7
Where would one even acquire such a card?