Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML
Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML
Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML
Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML
Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML
Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML
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sumoneoverthere 0
O holy. That must've been REALLY awkward. There's no way you would've known she was dead! You don't deserve that! FYL. =(
DisturbedDriver 0
That is terrible...I hope for the best for that lady's family.
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Comments (732)
sportsbabexox747 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry thats realllllllly sad and i feel bad for you and all im laughing at the situation lol but its REALLY sad about the lady rip
Gotz_No_Love 1
it's not really gross considering there was no wounds or anything, but sad indeed. hope the family is alright. FYL.
mikekassem 0
ya suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure thats not fake at all :/
Islander_fml 5
You know why this is going to get some YDI's? Because yesterday I was looking at FML with some of my friends, and we ran across the one about the girl who paid for her mom's cruise but wouldn't let her borrow her red dress, and her mom called her bitch who'd be single for the rest of her life. My friend says, "Hmm... I think I'll click YDI." And he did! For the hell of it. So that's why there's always a few YDI's for every FML, even if it really IS an FML. By the way, this FML is really pretty damn creepy and weird. It's awful and absurd. Which is why I can see some people replying with LOL, because I often laugh at the absurd, even if it macabre and tragic.
fmylifeorfyours 0
You couldn't tell she wasn't breathing? Eek. Yeah that is sad and a little creepy.
dreascorp75 0
bulshit....thats off several movies...very cliche
lorna2cute 0
No way. You're joking, right?
M_Baugh01 0
This is the best FML ever!!! congrats
IllegalLight 0
Ugh. Thats terrible. Plus, I hope you're not the type of person who freaks out easily. I know I'd have trouble getting over it.
footer35 0
hey hey hey guys come on now..this is a sad story yes, but the humour aspect definitly plays a factor in it for some of us! we all have different persomalities so we all view this differently! why rip eachother apart based on the factor of anger at different principle views? lets show a little respect for the poor lady who passed on to a better place, and also for the young man/lady who posted this. i hope your doing alright after what you went through.