Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML
Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML
Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML
Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML
Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML
Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML
Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML
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Top comments
fortune789 17
The itsy bitsy spider went up the dryer vent! Out came the roommate and out the spider went!
EatOrphans4Fun 24
Hmm.. Flying spiders. Who knew?
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Comments (68)
igive 29
Just imagine how scared the spider was: One moment, chillen in the dark then suddenly BAM! Blown out onto a screaming face! Yet I have no sympathy for it.
xninix_fml 36
@25 :)
somegirl82 4
oh my gosh i would have fainted haha
xellie88x 11
Worst nightmare!!
ThePols 11
Are you looking for a new roommate by any chance? Hahaha juss kitten.
JuzReading 23
Whenever you get anything old out ALWAYS make sure you follow the safety procedures: 1) check for spiders 2) everything else
grimpeeper 13
Dear god. No one deserves this.
Murkyy 15
Bugger.
Noah197099 17
Easy solution: burn your house down. Problem = solved.
fabulouskenaz 6
That's a horrible solution. As the hair dryer is so small, he/she could just plug it in then drop it into a bathtub of burning gas
Weiss_Schnee 14
I am never using a hair dryer again.
phantomofmind 14
Although funny to imagine, I am sorry that happened to you. That's my worst nightmare.