Today, I took my two-year-old daughter to the dentist for her first check-up. We were at the front desk when she tripped, fell and chipped her front tooth on the marble floor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter slipped on ceramic tile and I had to take her to the ER for 5 stitches to her chin. When we got home, I promptly split her chin open again as I over enthusiastically re-enacted how she fell to my husband and accidentally clocked her square in the chin. FML
Today, my daughter lost a tooth. I wanted to make the Tooth Fairy experience extra special, so I dipped her doll's feet in paint to leave “tracks” from the window to her bed. As I was adding the finishing touches and spreading glitter, I tripped on a toy, faceplanted and lost my own tooth. FML
Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, I went to see my banker. As we were finishing everything up, I leaned forward to sign something. As I went back to sit down, my two year-old pulled the chair out from under me, and I crashed down to the floor. FML
Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML
Today, I took my 12 year-old to the orthodontist. While I was talking to the dentist about what was needing to be done, my daughter listened. With a straight face, the dentist joked, "Yeah, we're going to need to rip off her entire jaw." My daughter won't leave her room anymore. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
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kingodsucksville 18
At least you were already there
Kevin_Kestel 24
ouch
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Comments (62)
obeykaitlyn 25
at least they're baby teeth, she'll start loosing them soon
vikky538 29
There is a reason that dentist had marble floors there.
Patto_505 4
Probably how he got his marble floor.
pokehmahn 13
I smell a lawsuit
wallac7 31
Oh I sympathize with your daughter. I chipped my two adult front teeth when young cause I fell from a poorly placed stool trying to reach a high water fountain. I was 10.
uchihadesendent 14
On the bright side you were already there OP.
ehcanadianeh 15
It's all a scheme in dentist offices across the nation
tlnorman 18
Well at least your at the dentist if it were to happen that is the best place to be and you had an appointment so no waiting and pain.
elppa_fml 10
She's 2... It doesn't matter, she'll get new teeth.
MiaTheMartian 21
At least it's a baby tooth? Right?