Today, I took my son for a walk to tell him about the passing of our family dog. As we were walking by the river, Ozzy (our deceased dog) was laying on the riverbank. My son thought he just ran away and we found him. Turns out my husband was too cheap to pay the 100$ vet disposal fees. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 and it was a bill to put my dog down. My Dad said my dog was missing and I put hundreds of signs around the city. FML
Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML
Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML
Today, while I was on a field trip with my son, my husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, and he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML
Today, I told my daughter that we were going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog, who we buried in our back yard last week, so he could come along. FML
Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year-old dog that had been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML
Today, I was babysitting my little cousin when we decided to go outside and have a "treasure hunt" in the backyard. The first thing we found? The bones of her pet dog who had passed away four years ago. FML
Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML
Today, I went to my father's house to get my dog, since I had left it with him while I was on a business trip. When I got there, my dad said the dog pooped on the floor a few days ago, and so he took him to the pound. FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
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TryToBeKind 0
1st - I feel terrible for your son! 2nd - I feel terrible for YOU for having to be tehre when he witnessed this. 3rd - I'd make your HUSBAND explain to your son exacty why he was too selfish to cover the costs of the basics adn why he didn't care about your son enough to do things right. Seriously. He disgusts me.
marykateex3 0
...your husband didn't want to pay to fees AND he didn't even bother burying him? That's ridiculous. I agree with #3 - make HIM explain.
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Comments (176)
King_of_Kings 3
that's no way to treat a deceased animal who was named after The Prince Of Darkness!
Broc 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'd be pissed at shit at your husband, but I wouldn't force him to explain the situation to his son... It doesn't help anything for the boy to have a negative image of his father. Personally, I'd hide everything from my son, but I'd also be getting a divorce.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Divorce? Hiding things from the son? WTF? Clearly, you should never get married or have children. Your thinking is irrational and you're too conservative, or afraid, to just tell the truth. If it were me, I would make the husband explain THE TRUTH. Not divorce. Sheesh.
brodizzle 0
Wait wait... he just left his body there? What the **** is wrong with him?
who_rollerpig 4
lol you made my day!! your husband is definitely a cheap bastard hehe
Dgarcia2014 13
You sir, are a Grade A jerk. Truly.
heathcoate 0
Divorce.
B00_fml 0
Well, now he has to pay for the shrink. I hope you ripped him a new one.
cyberhoy 3
you should have just thrown the dog in a garbage bag and let the garbage people take care of it
Dgarcia2014 13
Your cold. Hope you don't have kids or pets. But you probably don't know how to use a shovel either. Or to give compassion. So maybe that explains why you're an emotionless pit of black.
Gavik 0
#7 - Not all FMLs are funny. It's other people's lives getting ******. You'd be a sociopath if you laughed at all of them.
UnCensoredBitch 0
So your husband probably took the dog and tossed it in the river then it washed up on the bank. That is really really sad! :(
cartering 0
It is free to bury a dog....
XxDancerGirlxX 17
Exactly!