Today, I took my girlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite place to eat. I thought it'd be cute to get one of the sauce packets that says "Will you marry me?" on it and give it to her all cute-like. She thought it was adorable. While we were leaving, she threw it out. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML
Today, I had a customer propose to me. I work at Taco Bell. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML
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portablecupid 3
And you expected her to do what with it exactly?
Seti_fml 0
Did you expect her to keep it and cherish it forever? It was a sauce packet! what was she going to do with it since you obviously had already eaten the food she would have put it on.
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Comments (144)
ConfusedGuy 0
This is a stupid FML.
Essentials 0
Dude! She's a keeper!! No joke. It's impossible to find a woman that doesn't keep the stupidest shit for 32 years because it was "cute". Don't let her go.
Leprecon 3
Completely agree, why should she have taken it seriously ?
emyle11 0
I found one of those today too. That's actually how my good friend's husband proposed to her. :)
baileys82 0
now there's a proposal story to tell the kids
showurbones 0
how does this crap get approved and my FML doesn't LAME!
summerdream 0
what? u expected her to frame the damn thing?
judgeymcjudge 0
Did you give her a ring pop as well, champ?
lmmmr 0
I don't think HE was serious, but I think he expects HER to be serious about it. Which is ridiculous. FYL because you have a girlfriend who is reasonable?
KevinC69 0
not a fml. who would keep that shit it'd get disgusting