Today, I took my girlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite place to eat. I thought it'd be cute to get one of the sauce packets that says "Will you marry me?" on it and give it to her all cute-like. She thought it was adorable. While we were leaving, she threw it out. FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML
Today, I had a customer propose to me. I work at Taco Bell. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML
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portablecupid 3
And you expected her to do what with it exactly?
Seti_fml 0
Did you expect her to keep it and cherish it forever? It was a sauce packet! what was she going to do with it since you obviously had already eaten the food she would have put it on.
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EhLasalvadorena 0
well what the hell did you expect her to do? keep it? ha your funny. firstly, don't ever do this if your planning on proposing. i mean honestly, is this the kind of thing you would tell people? its like "oh well, he/she proposed by...putting it on a sauce packet. Nice. secondly, you believe she would keep a sauce packet because it has the proposal words on it? Yeah, thats weird. I wouldn't want to keep a sauce packet because it says will you marry me on it. I mean seriously, she's/he is not going to save it.
rityz 0
and give it to her all cute like? what are you? 16?
iamtenyearsago 0
D: oh honey. If you thought you were really proposing to her you should be hit upside the head. She probably thought it was cute and also a joke. I mean... it's a ******* mass produced hot sauce packet from shitty taco bell.
LA_Barbie 11
umm how is this an FML? it's a cute idea & all, but did u really expect her to keep a sauce packet 4 the hell of it?! LOL
meltingwalls 0
you are such a wimp, who cares? IT IS A SAUCE PACKET GET OVER IT
BLACKLIGHTNING 0
what did you wan her to do with it? kepp it forever? hot sauce does go bad, and who the **** proposes with a sauce packet!? it's not like you put a great deal of effort into the proposal so put your big-boy pants on and ******* deal with it, dumbass. oh, btw, YDI. girls like romance, not tacos.
xXmoses_rocksXx 0
awwww, if i was your gf i would've totally kept that. i wouldn't care if it went bad, i would still think it was the sweetest most spontaneous thing ever. good for you for being spontaneous. although, i am sorry she threw it out. cheer up, mate :D
kelevra2 0
Exactly how many ******* vaginas do you have? I'm guessing about 50.
Hellsno 0
Her favorite place to eat is TACO BELL?? Classy girl you got there!
Ear 0
Wait did she say yes or no???