Today, I took my girlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite place to eat. I thought it'd be cute to get one of the sauce packets that says "Will you marry me?" on it and give it to her all cute-like. She thought it was adorable. While we were leaving, she threw it out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML
Today, I had a customer propose to me. I work at Taco Bell. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML
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portablecupid 3
And you expected her to do what with it exactly?
Seti_fml 0
Did you expect her to keep it and cherish it forever? It was a sauce packet! what was she going to do with it since you obviously had already eaten the food she would have put it on.
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Comments (144)
Avenging_Angel 0
Did you honestly think she would treasure it forever or something? I mean, maybe it wasn't the most tactical thing to do on her part (I would've thrown it out when I was home)
smiller0789 3
Do you mean "tactful"? "Tactical" refers to strategy as opposed to social grace.
Duse 0
What did you expect...
shananigans 0
You guys, the throwing away of the sauce packet is not the FML. Clearly the FML here is that the OP is dating a girl whose FAVORITE place to eat is Taco Bell.
anniebananie 3
Agreed all the way!
TheLittlestNinja 0
Worst FML ever...
Ox_Baker 0
+1. WHO THE HELL LETS THIS CRAP THROUGH?!?!?! Seriously, there should be some way we can vote some of these FMLs off the island.
SuperSpore 0
This might have been the ones that got through because I didn't know that when you repeatedly click "Yes" it carries over onto the next ones. Sorry. Maybe you should have gotten them to put a ring in her food? Probably wouldn't do it though. Unless you pay them extra. But that is still a maybe.
car6435 0
A Taco Bell proposal? WTF
jmn207 0
once again i am taking the time to remind people who commented first
bexox 0
once again, no one ******* cares.
OmfgRU4real 0
you're not even the first dude..
kellster 2
What was she supposed to do, keep it until it went bad? Then would you have been offended if she'd opened it? Was it a serious proposal? I would have thrown it out, too! Proposal fail, man!
crackberrie 0
yea exactly!!! it was a "joke" proposal wasn't it? and since it's a sauce packet, why the hell would she keep it? it's just going to go bad
ethanmonroe 0
YDI mate. Taco Bell, really? And hell, it's not like she didn't want to marry you or was offended or anything. I mean, what's the use of a sauce packet from Taco Bell outside of Taco Bell? She was just getting it off her hands.
grungecat 0
Nobody cares about whoever commented first. Yeah, don't know what else you expected her to do with it.
oddhearts 0
At least you didn't get married at Taco Bell.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yJeVAUYi5c