Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
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stormstarcj 12
Dumbass
amc597 28
You deserve it, ass.
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Comments (389)
JaegerMayCry 13
yeah I don't get it either. I mean, do they seriously expect sympathy? I know I wouldn't expect any if I cheated In a relationship
SuperFail55 10
So was it her that beat you up or the people around you???
brelaine 3
asshole... you dissevered it
liaRawr 9
Well of course she'll make a scene either way TWAT
threer 30
If the genders were switched, then it would still be YDI for me. I wouldn't care. I hope you guys have the same opinion and won't excuse double standards unlike some people here.
Saava 29
Man, you totally deserved it, and even better that she did it in public - feel the embarassment, cheater!!!
Unionbay47 10
You got what you deserve. Actually you deserve worst but got the best possible outcome.
EffyFails 18
1- YDI. 2- YDI even more for doing it in a public place, that proves you know how much wrong you did to try and avoid a big reaction but don't you think she deserved to be told in private? I hope someone filmed it, pussy.
svecco 4
Lo and behold, FML users are the saints among sinners! Strange that most surveys indicate that approximately half of all persons in a relationship are or either have cheated on their partner in their life. Not that I think it(s ok to do it, but people fall in love with other people and yes, in a perfect world one would sit his used-to beloved one down, have a mature talk and mutually break up since the other party would see that their future was not to. Yes.. in a perfect world.
kumarina 35
If you are man enough to cheat, be man enough to deal with the consecuenses..... Karma, baby, karma!