zed
Edmonton, Canada
Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mildver
Costa Rica
First Dates
Today, I went to a date with a girl I thought liked me. We sat down at a restaurant, ordered some food and started talking. After 30 minutes, she said with a sigh of relief, "THANK GOD! There's my dad. Now I can leave. Bye, thanks for the dinner." The food hadn't even arrived yet. FML
Anonymous
United States
Wait, what?
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Anonomous
Whitby, Canada
Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML
rokkstarrrVRV
Edmonton, Canada
Pleased to meet y'all
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Anonymous
Next
Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML
fredfredburger
Imperial, United States
Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML
well okay then
Calgary, Canada
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
tacoboy
United States
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
-insert clever nickname here-
Seattle, United States
Today, I asked the girl I'm madly in love with out to dinner. When she asked me if I would pay, I jokingly said, "Well, that depends on how the date goes." She looked me up and down and said, "No thanks then." FML
Cookie Monster nom nom
United States
Pleased to meet you
Today, I went out on a date with a cute girl. Everything was going great, until the food arrived. She not only shoveled food into her mouth like it was going to run away, she also smacked, sucked her fingers and laughed out loud with her mouth completely full. It was like dining with a 5-year-old. FML
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Trix_Disorder 20
I hope you said yes, claimed you were going to get the host, and then left her there. Rude.
RealTalk0 7
You should have said, "Yeah. You're the disaster." FYL OP
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Comments (114)
petshark 4
well, atleast you had a date right :)
ant1078 7
It's not that hard getting a date...although most are psycho, which is why u gotta weed through the hoards of ppl to find that one that's worth it...I'd say OP got lucky!
twinkiefeets 17
Agreed. Dating is easy. Finding the right one is the hard part.
rallets 23
OMFG boo ****** hoo #10
skibutter 1
you shoulda been like; "yeah it is." and walked away
007type 26
Wow! A girl capable of meaningfull sarcasm, gotta love her.
chrisauh 4
i b lik watp m8 my inglosh is perf
zingline89 18
Yet another FML from Alberta...see I'm on to something folks...
annie_nk 23
A point to prove to Mr. Kentucky, eh?
dominic1221 6
I'm lost. What are you on to exactly? That Alberta's a big chunk of land?
zingline89 18
My reply to the Kentucky comment on that FML pointed out that, out of the last 50 FMLs, only 2 were from Kentucky but 5 were from Alberta. This would make 6, right on cue :)
starman02 12
There is not anything wrong with AB! I didn't see the other comments ( or FML'S yet) about Kentucky and Alberta but I figured since I live in this beau province I should probably say something.
AFloppyWetWhale 6
I know where you got that profile pic from, that's one of the funniest YouTube videos I have ever watched. XD
ant1078 7
He's referring to the comment I made abt Kentucky having a crazy week on one of the previous FMLs, but he replied saying it was Alberta which had more fmls and ironically this FML happen to be from Alberta... I got u bro!
Brennon127 4
You should of jumped up said, I'm an actor, these are actors, those are hidden cameras and you're on MTV's Disaster Date! Then ran out.
007type 26
Chicken.
supportcommand 17
Should have. Should have. Should have.
Welshite 40
#13: Based on the amount of corrections that can be found on this site pertaining to the "should of" mistakes, there is no excuse. No offense #7 :)
Dracoboxer357 36
13- Wow, quite the over reaction. Rough day at the office or something? ;( Here, breathe with me: Innnnnnn....... Ouuuuuuut...... Grass is green, sky is blue, everything O-K, Daniel-San. ;)
3pi 6
U should of said yes and walked out on her! Lol Must of been one awkward date
supportcommand 17
See sub-comment of #22.
LiterOfCola 16
See it twice
3pi 6
Sorry I don't read every single comment on here unlike some ppl sitting on the ass checking every single comment to find mistakes to thumb down LOL
supportcommand 17
*people.