zed
Edmonton, Canada
Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mildver
Costa Rica
First Dates
Today, I went to a date with a girl I thought liked me. We sat down at a restaurant, ordered some food and started talking. After 30 minutes, she said with a sigh of relief, "THANK GOD! There's my dad. Now I can leave. Bye, thanks for the dinner." The food hadn't even arrived yet. FML
Anonymous
United States
Wait, what?
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Anonomous
Whitby, Canada
Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML
rokkstarrrVRV
Edmonton, Canada
Pleased to meet y'all
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Anonymous
Next
Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML
fredfredburger
Imperial, United States
Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML
well okay then
Calgary, Canada
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
tacoboy
United States
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
-insert clever nickname here-
Seattle, United States
Today, I asked the girl I'm madly in love with out to dinner. When she asked me if I would pay, I jokingly said, "Well, that depends on how the date goes." She looked me up and down and said, "No thanks then." FML
Cookie Monster nom nom
United States
Pleased to meet you
Today, I went out on a date with a cute girl. Everything was going great, until the food arrived. She not only shoveled food into her mouth like it was going to run away, she also smacked, sucked her fingers and laughed out loud with her mouth completely full. It was like dining with a 5-year-old. FML
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Trix_Disorder 20
I hope you said yes, claimed you were going to get the host, and then left her there. Rude.
RealTalk0 7
You should have said, "Yeah. You're the disaster." FYL OP
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Bulletross12 0
Yess. Um lets say that. K byee
007type 26
Ok. Take care. :)
devydev92 5
Well good riddance if shes going to have the audacity to say that while you're taking her out to dinner. She's rude and not worth it, don't stress about it.
klx125cross 9
That's kinda randoM? OP
CatsForLife 3
Random like that capital M?
CaptainDoorknob 7
44- Haven't you heard? Ending your word with a capital letter is all the rage these days.
nanpooo 6
She could have been on her phone during the date and fully ignoring you and talking shit about you to their friends. Atleast you know she isn't worth your time.
SeeNote 1
Thats when you say "yes this was a date and you were the disaster"
mackdeezy 22
Say youre on Hell Date and remark that shes the devil
ninjadinos 14
I LOVE NEXT. Sorry, I got excited.
jonnp 2
I hope you left her the check...
keven501 12
Don't answer and just stare at her until she leaves
st333ph 12
Do the Jenna marbles face, hahahah!