Today, I told my husband that after fifteen years of marriage, I wanted a divorce. His first question was whether or not he could still go on the family cruise my parents are paying for in May. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, I told my mother that, after years of cheating and abuse, I'm finally getting a divorce. Her reaction was deep concern that my husband might not want to "be friends" with the rest of the family any more. FML
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight because I booked us on an adults-only Virgin Voyages cruise for our anniversary. I love him, but he wants every single vacation to be a family vacation with our kids. FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML
Today, I woke up realizing my wife of less than a year of marriage wants a divorce. We have known each other for 15 years. FML
Today, my husband called me selfish and ungrateful then canceled the cruise he’d booked as a surprise. I only asked if we could get a sitter for the kids. I’m a stay at home mom who homeschools and co-sleeps. We never get a single minute alone, so excuse me for wanting some adult time. FML
Today, I called my husband and asked him what he wanted from our favorite fast food place. A divorce. FML
Today, I told my husband it would be great to spend an evening with a bottle of wine and a pile of blankets on the balcony of our cabin during the cruise. He decided it would be great to ditch me and go out gambling. FML
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ggasg 0
he at least deserves the cruise... he did put in 15 yrs
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Today, my wife filed for divorce after 15 years of being married. Oh, and to rub salt in the wounds, she decided to exclude me from the cruise her parents paid for us to go on. FML F your ex-husband's life!
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Comments (152)
Bloodrush 0
What a G
Bawvie 1
So you tell your husband you want a divorce, and then you say your life is f-ed because he didn't freak out about it? Were you testing him or something? Is that why you're so upset about his blatant apathy?
lortay2468_fml 0
sooo u want a divoirce he's okay with that and he wants to go on a trip just go on a trip together 1 last time
sourgirl101 29
What was his second question?
Hermyoni 0
Maybe OP says things like this alot and rather then get himself worked up over it he said something that might knock her down a peg. Divorce happens but the fact your only annoyance is that he asked to go on the cruise then I assume all you are is a drama queen and probably do this to him a lot.
missme2 3
believe it or not, this happened to me too!
ralphyr 0
fml because you wanna divorce? go n git hit by a bus bitch.
Major_General 10
If you're going to divorce him, then let him have the cruise. Likely your family likes him better anyway.
gman79 0
so you wanted today to be the worst day of his life, but it was just thursday, YDI
darkmis1 18
YDI for taking the easy way out and not trying to go to counsoling first.
corme_fml 0
If that is the case... then yeah... total YDI. But who's to say after 15 years she hasn't tried to work this out and they haven't done counseling? Not enough info in the FML... she could be a bitch... but he could be an ass..