Today, I told my husband that after fifteen years of marriage, I wanted a divorce. His first question was whether or not he could still go on the family cruise my parents are paying for in May. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, I told my mother that, after years of cheating and abuse, I'm finally getting a divorce. Her reaction was deep concern that my husband might not want to "be friends" with the rest of the family any more. FML
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight because I booked us on an adults-only Virgin Voyages cruise for our anniversary. I love him, but he wants every single vacation to be a family vacation with our kids. FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML
Today, I woke up realizing my wife of less than a year of marriage wants a divorce. We have known each other for 15 years. FML
Today, my husband called me selfish and ungrateful then canceled the cruise he’d booked as a surprise. I only asked if we could get a sitter for the kids. I’m a stay at home mom who homeschools and co-sleeps. We never get a single minute alone, so excuse me for wanting some adult time. FML
Today, I called my husband and asked him what he wanted from our favorite fast food place. A divorce. FML
Today, I told my husband it would be great to spend an evening with a bottle of wine and a pile of blankets on the balcony of our cabin during the cruise. He decided it would be great to ditch me and go out gambling. FML
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ggasg 0
he at least deserves the cruise... he did put in 15 yrs
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Today, my wife filed for divorce after 15 years of being married. Oh, and to rub salt in the wounds, she decided to exclude me from the cruise her parents paid for us to go on. FML F your ex-husband's life!
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Comments (152)
Domonator 16
This is wierd. The OP wants a divorce (a truly life-******* event, only "worth it" if the marriage is much worse) but she posts about the fairly tame response of her husband, instead of why she wants to be divorced. Maybe she is not proud of her reasons.
metrockick10 0
Or maybe it's not any of our business. Marriages end for a number of reasons, and the fact that OP's husband is more worried about losing out on a cruise than losing a 15 year marriage is a pretty good indication of why she's leaving him.
LaPrimeraSombra 0
Took the words right out of my mouth!
mercedeslove 0
He's a selfish asshole, that's more than enough reason right there.
TheDrifter 24
Or perhaps she's been cheating and he has known for a while. It sounds like he gas already resigned himself to a life of paying for her to ***** around and just wants a vacation outta the deal.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Today, my wife filed for divorce after 15 years of being married. Oh, and to rub salt in the wounds, she decided to exclude me from the cruise her parents paid for us to go on. FML F your ex-husband's life!
marvin_fml 0
Today, my wife of fifteen years filed for divorce. My kids and I have been looking forward to spending time together on a cruise in 2 months, she won't let me go because her parents paid for it. FML
Jessicaiful 0
It's kind of more F both of your lives, but does it really matter to you if you were divorcing him anyways? You could kind of expect a reply like that, if that could be part of the reason you're divorcing him.
RileyL29 0
He was probably just holding on until after the cruise and then he was going to file for divorce as well. Get the **** over it.
perdix 31
Obviously, he doesn't give a shit about losing you, so why not give the poor bastard a parting gift of thr cruise your parents are funding? Trust me, keep him happy and your divorce proceedings can go smoothly. If he wanted to be a dick, he could **** you over in court and cost you many times the cost of a cruise -- in lawyer's fees alone. Be smart.
idkweird 0
I think the problem is moreso that it's a family cruise. I took that to mean with the parents and othe rmembers of the family. Idk, though, I could be reading it wrong.
idkweird 0
OH! Spacebar fail. I shall now hang my head in shame.
perdix 31
Cruise ships are pretty big places. You can get the hell away from the family pretty easily. Also, unless the guy was an evil abuser, there may be no reason the rest of the family can't be civil to the guy. It depends what kind of divorce they are having. I've got the hots for my uncle's ex-wife. She's only 5 years older than me and is a total MILF!
idkweird 0
I just assume they would have paid for a room for them, together, lol. It might be too much to ask them to pay for two seperate rooms (from what I understand, it's almost as expensive to have a single room as it is to have 2 people in one). I have never been on a cruise. I'm going on my first this June with my bf's entire family. Should be interesting, but I def don't have a crush on any of his brothers or anything, lol!
alexandraa_fml 0
Here in a few weeks everyone will be wondering how your ex husband 'accidentally' fell overboard. Good Riddence!
urielxxx 0
FYL stupid hoe
YOULIVETODIE 0
How is this an FML? Your husband isn't on his knees begging or trying to start any dramatic argument. Seriously, a 15-year old is telling you to grow the **** up. To all those who state that this means her husband doesn't care about her is total blasphemy. If a female ever dumps me I'd be calm, collected, and laid back about it.
Angeledice 0
We can tell you have never been really in love. Which is no surprise since you're a 15 year old.
warmachine90 0
haha. way to go dude. he might as well get his 15 yrs worth of vacations off u before u split . FYL lady
mrzero 0
first!!! yahooo
beckster_05 9
Haha, first to be forty-second.