jentown11
United States
Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
San Angelo, United States
Fast food dinner
Today, I called my husband and asked him what he wanted from our favorite fast food place. A divorce. FML
Anonymous
Tucson, United States
Happy new year, huh?
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Anonymous
Shawnee, United States
Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Such a pity
Today, I really tried to talk to my wife how I feel that she hates me and is with me out of pity. She denied it all but by the end of the conversation mentioned she wants a divorce. FML
Anonymous
United States
Which is worse?
Today, my husband was diagnosed with cancer, but that's not the worst part. He immediately told me he wanted a divorce afterwards. He insists that he's doing it for me. FML
Anonymous
Too late
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
Anonymous
Nottingham, United Kingdom
Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML
Nuts
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
PokeWife
Omaha, United States
Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML
ZaraAce
United Kingdom
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
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mo_the_owl 0
pfffff... Texas.
anonnie 0
Damn. Lol
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Comments (204)
AssTard 15
Listen to him and try marriage counseling.
nicholasj96 9
Serve them papers bitch !
talicaroxi 25
I don't know why this one really tickles me. is there a follow up?
amless 6
Wonder why you wanted to divorce ;)
d123454321b 14
Screw him! Hand him the papers!
trumpy 9
you should just up and leave then...what are you gonna do? accept his answer and be miserable your whole life?
JHPugh 19
Here's a pretty bad situation for us on FML.. You don't tell us why. If it's just because you don't want to be with him? Or he's abusive? Doesn't communicate? Cheater in denial? We can't give solid advice because you didn't give us details. Sorry
PsudoAnon 20
My wife once told me she wanted a divorce. I told her I didn't. Did I say wife? I meant ex-wife. A divorce only takes the consent of one.