Today, I told my girlfriend I was quitting the town baseball team. She said "Great. Now we can get someone with actual talent on the team." I laughed because I thought she was joking. She then replied "What's so funny?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML
Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that I could never marry him because he's a Yankees fan. He told me he could never marry me because he couldn't see himself having a terrible love life for the rest of his life. He was serious. FML
Today, I said to my significant other, "I think I'm a pretty good catch." She started laughing so heavily that tears came out of her eyes. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML
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backyardbetty 0
maybe you're actually horrible but don't realize it
MandM44 0
why would you date such a huge bitch? I mean, you may very well suck at baseball but that doesn't mean she has to tell you...especially not in such a mean way...YkindaDI for dating a bitch.
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Comments (37)
hootersgirl09 0
I hate FMLs like this. They aren't even FMLs, they're more like oversensitive complaints. Get over it, it's not even that big of a deal. and plus FMLs like this aren't even funny. I see so many, it's ridiculous, this so-called "joke" is wayyy too repetitive on FML.
ducklamp 0
i think i used to date your girlfriend.
Funtertaining11 0
You must be really bad, then. But whatever, if you're cool with that, who cares what anyone else says?
tiltwrestler 0
You can't be THAT bad if you're playing for the town baseball team, right? Tell your g/f she's not so hot stuff herself and to get off that high horse, so to speak. Anybody who makes fun of their boyfriend/girlfriend is pathetic! It shows that not only are they too uncool or ugly to get somebody better, but they're spoiled and discontent as well. She should wake the f*ck up and realize she's not any better than you are, and if she thinks she can get better, then please BY ALL MEANS do so!
Miss_Tyff 0
Get a new girlfriend. Perhaps one that won't be such a bitch.
UrBreakinMyBallz 0
Dude you're breaking my balls, you're life is not f***ed over a simple joke
rakhil11 7
oh no, ur gf doesn't think ur amazing @ baseball. the world has come 2 a stop
ILoveJace01 0
Ouch. That was really rude of her, and I hope you let her know that.
kotmfu 5
your girlfriend is a bitch, you should dump her..... or sleep with her best friend... or her sister... or her brother or just **** her ass when she isnt expecting it all good ways to tell her to **** off
curryndricegirll 0
Well, obviously, you were talented enough to make it on the team. Anyway, break up with her and say, "Well, at least now I can get a real girlfriend who isn't such an imbecile."