Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Thanks honey
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
Today, I finally addressed why my boyfriend started calling me "love bug" since we haven't used pet names in the entirety of our 2 year relationship. His response? "because I love you but you bug the shit out of me. It seemed appropriate." FML
Smothered
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML
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mama2b3 20
Clingy and annoying does not equal love. Clingy and annoying equals breakup.
KurouTenshi 0
Well, why that does suck, it could have been a worse response: "I hate you." "I love your mom." "I love your brother." "I had sex with your dog." "Your entire family has been slaughtered and I wrote 'I love you' with their intestines." "Nice ****!" "About a half past 3." "That just scared the shit out of me." So don't feel too bad.
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Comments (97)
xundria 5
^ She took the words right out of my mouth, I actually agree with snickers for once. I just got out of a relationship with a clingy girlfriend who always wanted to call me or talk to me on myspace consantly.
yourlifesfucked 0
OMFG your boyfriend is win! i want to shake his hand that was funny as shit.
Shae84 0
Agreed! OP learn how to take a joke!
DJuan 0
lmao! ydi for bein clingy. If he isn't ready to say it then just wait . the time will come. hang in there. btw at least he isn't goin to be lyin when he says it
LaLaJuice 0
stfu snickerdoodles..just bcuz she may be clingy and annoying..doesn't mean that her pathetic asshole boyfriend needed to be so blunt about it..I mean if she was reallllyy being on his shit and annoying him that bad..he shouldve said something about it when it first started bothering him..instead of saying it after she tells him that she loves him ..what a doucheeeee..
juicy_extasy 25
LMAO! Your BF is hilarious
AJG390 0
Ha ha. The first time my ex ever told me he loved me i just said "Oh.." :p. I kinds thought he was kidding. So I didn't know what to say. Plus I didn't love him yet :p.
onnielief 4
Don't worry. Men suffer from this thing called testosterone poisening, they can't help it.
aLexll_fml 0
Well, is it the reason?
frozenspace11 0
omg. I'm sorry but this made me laugh. Not at you, just at the wording...ehehehe. Hope you find a better boy next time? =)
forever2009 0
jeez break up with him, !!!