Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Thanks honey
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
Today, I finally addressed why my boyfriend started calling me "love bug" since we haven't used pet names in the entirety of our 2 year relationship. His response? "because I love you but you bug the shit out of me. It seemed appropriate." FML
Smothered
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML
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mama2b3 20
Clingy and annoying does not equal love. Clingy and annoying equals breakup.
KurouTenshi 0
Well, why that does suck, it could have been a worse response: "I hate you." "I love your mom." "I love your brother." "I had sex with your dog." "Your entire family has been slaughtered and I wrote 'I love you' with their intestines." "Nice ****!" "About a half past 3." "That just scared the shit out of me." So don't feel too bad.
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Madeleine_ForYou 0
This is, unfortunately, where most women go wrong. Having a boyfriend doesn't mean your entire world needs to revolve around him. He needs his liberty, you need yours. So take the hint (however blatant) and quit being so damn clingy. And, as with many guys, don't expect him to come out and say something mushy and flowery, it's...just not something they do.
pood003 4
What a douche!!
lets_be_ian 5
Perhaps it was said in the context of a sarcastic type of joke, as in he was trying to laugh himself out of an uncomfortable situation? Some guys can freak when they hear those words... even more so if they are not to the same point in their feelings. Talk to him about it... it is still possible that he may fall in love with you and you may be a happy couple forever. Or Not. I just don't understand all the "dump him" comments and not one person says to talk about it? Talking and being able to understand each others thoughts and feelings is the number one defacto requirement for a good relationship. If he is a jerk (you shouldn't be dating him to start with... should have been other clues) then you can "dump him". Otherwise maybe it just is going to take some time. good luck either way buck-o.
escos 0
easy....... don't be so clingy from now on..... see how long it takes for him to wonder why your no linger into him
relyo 0
He's probably freaked out because you're moving the relationship too fast. Or he's a douche. Either way, YDI.
lostfaithinpppl 19
I agree. Whatever way you look at it YDI. He's either an asshole and you are too dumb or too desperate to figure it out or you are being way too clingy, needy, and emotionally immature for a normal relationship.
lilubird 0
your name makes me sad :(
Smilzen 0
I, too, have lost faith in purple.
sergio50150 0
wow he sounds like a great guy!!!!!!! you should try and pop the big question already ha ha ha
greeneye_fml 12
You should always wait for a guy to say it first.
buggybeauty 0
then why is he STILL your boyfriend? you're dumb.
Ucla_cupcake 0
You sure he wasn't joking around? My bf would do that a lot, he would even joke about breaking up with me.
Geicogecko 2
#8 is a win